Howdy, I know what kind of greeting is that for an elf, but...I am from the
WESTERN woods :). My name is Isilwen, or Bits, I go by both, and many other names
as I am an agent, but if I told you them I would have to hit you on the head and
put you in a closet for the rest of your life. Oh, and just so you know, Kibble is
the weird one, I am normal and sweet and would NEVER do anything bad! (Yeah right)
I just stick around to keep her out of trouble and keep her safe...And about the
chocolate doughnuts...I was trying to save the forest!
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UnderCover Elves *Leaving Middle Earth* - The Alasse Kidnapping by ...Alasse
Oct. 11, 2008
The Alasse Kidnapping by ...Alasse
Isilwen wants a story?...she’ll get a story….lol!
Ok, so, After we climbed down the tree…..I was just going about...minding my own business, and poof! I was kidnapped by a man in a dark black cape. He had dark hair and a dark smile. Sneaky, eyes that darted back and forth. (to say that he freaked me out is the understatement of the year) Isilwen could not find me or find any clue as to what happened to me. Therefore, she decided that it might be a good thing to keep a low profile until I returned. Alas,….that is the reason I have not written anything on this fine and beautiful blog…Speaking of beautiful blog…
Did everyone notice that Isilwen redid the template?! Doesn’t it look lovely?! Now I need to find some cute Icons to put on the sidebar.
Anyway…back to being kidnapped. Remember, Isilwen said something about us kidnapping Ted Dekker? Well, take a wild guess…yeah, Ted Dekker kidnapped me. For real, ya’ll! He “claimed” he heard of the beautiful, stunning (yes...he said “stunning”) elf who wrote wonderful, delightful stories and just had to meet me to find out my secret…
WHAT?! Ya’ll don’t believe me? *huff* Fine…
I was out of state…yeah, the kidnapping story was better, right? lol! Anyway, ya’ll should be hearing more from me than ya’ll have been. (which was nothing) However, it probably was looking like I fell off the face of Middle Earth, right? Nevertheless, I’m still here.
Yea me! *claps* lol! ^_^
Anyway, We need a plan….And I think I have just the thing for the kidnapping of Teddy. (a.k.a Ted Dekker) *laughs evilly*
Thanks for the comment :) The reason elves love pizza is because they don't contain doughnuts! Especially the chocolate ones. By the way, watch out for cheerios---they're doughnut seeds. :)
Greetings, I'm Alasse...er...Kibbles. Whichever you feel like calling me. I live in
the "EASTERN" side of the woods, but not to far from Isilwen's house.
Things might get a little crazy around here. If so...it's all Isilwen's fault. >_<
Plus she has eaten a chocolate doughnut! Very bad! But really, I don't know what
she would do without me.