*Sratches head* You lost me Alasse. However I will go with it. First of all you all had better thank us for this, disclosing these facts are leading to a great risk for us, I mean if we are found out every DeKker fan out there will have our heads, and goodness knows that is the last thing we need right now, right Alasse. Besides, I like my head.

 Anyhow, as I was saying...or was I? Well as it turns out DeKker really doesn't kidnap his fans, because then he would have none left, at least this is what I thought. However, that was before I got the phone call.

 My cell phone rang and I answered it, duh. "Hello?"

 "Isilwen! It is me, Alasse!"

 "Why do you have a Colorado number?" I demanded.

 "You won't believe this!"

 "Of course I won't! You won't tell me!"

"Okay" Alasse took a deep breath. "I have been kidnapped!"

I grabbed the phone tighter. "By who!!"

"Ted DeKker and Josh Groban!"

What could I say to that? "Ask Josh if he will play at my cousin's wedding, and tell DeKker I think he is the best author ever!"

"They want to meet you."

And that was when I fainted.