Feb. 14, 2008
A Near Death Experience
Greetings from the eastern forest of Belgar,
Alasse and her hobbit friend, Colyan Took of Westmarch were visiting with the human girl Harley. They were out playing in the forest and decided to swing on the big orange swing. Colyan and Harley were sitting on the swing and Alasse was twisting it, running around and around, twisting it up high. Then all of a sudden, there was a loud snapping…and then….the swing came crashing down on Colyan and Harley!! It was terrifying for Alasse, who was twisting the swing, when her friends went tumbling down to the lush green grass of the forest, all tangled up in the ropes of the swing. Alasse was laying flat on her back spinning around and around on it just moments before that! If she was doing that when the swing came down, she would have been killed!!
Nevertheless, the thing was, right after the swing fell; Alasse looked up in the tree and saw a little chocolate doughnut sneaking away into the branches. (nasty doughnuts!) Therefore, it was not Alasse’s fault as she thought it was!
Then later on that evening, Alasse decided to make popcorn for Harley and Colyan. So she took out her Elvin corn-popping device and stared to pop away. Harley wanted to help, so Alasse told her what to do. Soon the smells of delicious popcorn wafted in the air. When it was done, Alasse took the container with the beautiful popcorn nestled and steaming inside, off the corn-popping device. All of a sudden…POOF….flames starting reaching high into the air. Harley let out a screech as Alasse tried blowing the flames out. However, that only made them climb higher! What to do?!? What to dooo!!?!?!? Alasse made a mad dive for the plug-in and yanked the plug out of the socket! Finally, the flames slowly started to reseed. Alasse gasped with relief! So, they were not to be all burnt up this time!
Until next time,
Kibbles a.k.a. Alasse
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Feb. 11, 2008
A blizzard
Well I am here to report another disaster! It all started on another peaceful day. I woke earily but was so tired fell back asleep. Then I rewoke up, that is not a word I am sure but I will use it anyways, and cleaned my room, like a good elf.
Nothing exciting happened until I ventured out into the Western Woods, also know as Narnia. I stopped by Cair Paravel but was throne out for reason I am retuctant to mention. I um...ate another chocolate doughnut! Never trust those things!
Well on my way home a blizzard came up, just like that! I mean one moment it was nice and the next I could not see five feet in front of me. So on I stumbled getting hopelessly lost, maybe not hopelessly but next to it.
How long I stubled on in this hopeless state I do not know, but it could not have been more the three minutes. I know what your thinking, "Three minutes?" But hey, it was COLD! Not really, not too bad I guess. But it was wet.
Then I slid down this hill and was grabbed by one of those elf knights. He looked at me and said, "What have you been doing Isilwen?"
So of course I had to tell him, and then of course he had to laugh. But he led me home, and once I was safe in my warm house and in my bed room I got back to work on my book. So that was my day, more or less. If you happen to be in the Easten Woods and see Alasse, you will reconize her, she is the weirdest elf there, please mention nothing about chocolate doughnuts, or getting lost for five minutes.
Fairwell, Isilwen
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Feb. 7, 2008
When will they learn?!
I am back! After facing a life or death mission! It all started yesterday when my mom went shopping, and bought a box of chocolate doughnuts! I tried warning her but she just laughed... I wonder if she is on their side...
Anyways we took them home, and my dad ate two! I tried to warn him, tried hard, but he did not listen! No one believes elf spies I am afraid.
But you will be happy to know I did not eat a chocolate one, but a, whatever flavor the brown frosting is.
Other then that, Meow Mix is not on to me yet. Yet...Never trust them for long!
But I was attacked by a doughnut yesterday, probably the one Alasse tursted! I was at work and walking down the stairs holding a baby when a chocolate doughnut leaped out and tripped me! Nasty doughnut! The baby was fine, but I was sore all yesterday!
We must simply do something about these bad doughnuts! And I must do something about Alassie! Crazest elf! Yeah right! That doughnut does not know her very well does he? Wait till he gets to know her, her will see I am the sweet one! *bats eyes and smiles sweetly*.
Well I should go. Bits
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Feb. 7, 2008
The Evil Doughnuts Stole This Title
Kibbles a.k.a Alasse, stepped out the door and cautiously stepped through the fog through the backyard. What was that voice? It sounded like someone crying. She peeked around a tree and saw a little chocolate doughnut. He was crying and tears were just pouring down his little cheeks. Seeing the poor little doughnut, Kibbles put down her guard.
“Whatever is the matter? If you do not stop crying, you will get all soggy. Then nobody will want to eat you.”
“That’s why I’m crying…(sniff, sniff) I don’t want to be eaten. I hear that there is a elf-maiden who will stop at nothing to eat a harmless little doughnut like me. She thinks I’m going to take over the world. Are….are you that elf?” he asked Kibbles with a shaky voice.
“No, of course not. I do NOT eat chocolate doughnuts!” Kibbles exclaimed. “But I think I know who you are talking about. Is this elf-maiden really, really crazy?”
“Yes, the craziest of crazies!” He squeaked.
“Hmmmm…..that could only mean one person……Bits! I’m going to have to have a talk with that girl!”
“Oh, please! Please do not tell her where I am. She will think she is doing the whole forest a favor by eating me! However, I am innocent. In fact I came to ask you if I could join your forces, but was afraid I wouldn’t get the chance to ask before someone ate me.”
“I will have to talk with Bits about it. Why don’t you come inside?”
~Until next time,
Kibbles
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Feb. 5, 2008
Computers
Well, I am back. I had already done this, but was discussing things I shouldn't have, so my computer, who I shall call Meow Mix (That way it will not know I am talking about it), took me off so you could not read the truth about computers.
The truth is, they just signed on with the chocolate doughnuts! Henceforth, it is unsafe to trust your computer! Do not talk about national secrets around it, or things that have to do with doughnuts! If the president comes over for dinner, lock your computer up as it would do all it could to be mean to him!
BITS
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Feb. 2, 2008
The doughnuts
Howdy!
Isilwen here. My under cover name is Bits, but I just wanted to use my elvish name! :)
I had a bad run in yesterday with a chocolate doughnut! Well...honestly it was three......Yeah, I know what you are thinking. How could an under cover agent elf eat three chocolate doughnuts when they are trying to take over the world. But it went like this.
I went to work today as though it was a normal day, not knowing what was being plotted against me. All went well at work, and then I came home...hungry.
I looked high and low for a safe snack, but all I could find was three little chocolate doughnuts. Still on I searched, and still they called out in their sweets voices. Finally I knew I had to flee or I would eat them, So I ran out of the house and was followed! Yes, you heard me right! Those evil doughnuts rolled and bounced out after me!
Then they did something unspeakable! They jumped on the car! And then they broke the back window! Told you they where evil, believe me now?
Well what could I do? I just HAD to eat those evil little things! It was either that or have them break every window in a three block radius. So as you see, I was doing a service to the country, no matter what Kibbles tells you.
Signing out, BITS
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Feb. 2, 2008
Aloha!
Greetings to you, from the land of Belgar. The land where chocolate doughnuts are rapidly taking over the world, home of the woodland Elves, and where two very crazy undercover agent elves lurk around every corner, trying to make the world a better place. I’m an Elf, and my name is Alasse. But you aren’t suppose to know that. So forget what you just read. I go by Kibbles. My partner and fellow Elf’s name is Bits. Our template is still under construction. (as you can see) But it will be working and all beautiful soon! (I hope)
Over and Out;
Kibbles~
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Jan. 31, 2008
Top Secret
This is a top secret entry, likely to self destruct after you read it. My name is Bits, and I am a detective with my best friend Kibble. Right now we are on a mission to save the world from chocolate covered doughnuts. Yes, you heard right, don't laugh. So keep away from all chocolate doughnuts until farther notice. Vanilla doughnuts are safe, and they are on the good side! So you may eat vanilla doughnuts.
This message will self destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...........
BITS
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