My 5yo son just came up to me and in a very sad voice lamented,

"Ohh - I wish we could go to Paula Deen's house."

"But honey, she has not invited us over" I explained.

"She hasn't?"

"Nope."

He thinks about it for a second and then asks "If you have her phone number could you call her sometime?"

"I'm sorry honey but I don't have her phone number."

"You don't?"

"Nope."

And, sadly, he walks away, really bummed with the fact that he may never get invited over to Paula Deen's house.

So Paula, if you are reading this my little boy would really like to come over to your house for a visit.