*Nothing in this post is a reflection of the author's opinion of his wife nor any women anywhere in the world that has ever breathed a breath of air. If any female believes that the author has implied anything unkind at all, the author is really sorry and promises to never speak in such a manner for the rest of his days, lest he be kicked by a toothy cow.
Like a toddler in a snowstorm, I am somewhat interesting and somewhat frightening to behold. I write simply because I can, but also to give my wife a break from the witty reparte. I am the proud husband to the bravest person I know (Mrs. Underdog). As the father of five tenacious, awe-inspiring children (the Pups #1-5), I am yours truly: the Underdog.
