Because of my feet problems, I recently purchased a shower bench - a little plastic seat that allows to me shower quickly, but keep weight off my feet. Rachel enjoys a long shower, so she also started using my bench as she relaxed under the spray.

Randy mentioned something about it over dinner recently and asked her if she scrubbed the bench after using it. She had not, but I said that I didn't think it was a problem, as I wasn't worried about sharing "bum germs" (as we say in our house) with her.

Rachel asked, "Well what if Daddy used your bench?"

I thought I was being funny when I replied "Eww, that would be icky! If his bare bum touched it and then my bare bum touched it, well... that would be like our bums touching! Yuk." The whole time I was looking at Randy with a little spark in my eye.

Then Rachel said "Oh, like when his p*n*s stiffens and fits comfortably into your va-Gena to make a baby?"

We were  !

Now, she did not come up with this on her own...it is word-for-word straight out of Usborne Books' Pocket Scientist - Red. Which may be on your bookshelves, so watch out! :)

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Posted by Christy

Oh my goodness! I would have died! How old is Rachel?

Oh my... LOL! Why, oh why do we have to teach them about this? I dread that part, I really do. My dd will probably freak out. LOL.

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Posted by Valerie

Rachel is 7. I asked Randy later, "So did I blush, or did I do okay?" He said I did okay. And I said he did okay, too, which he did. :)

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