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Oct. 21, 2007 - Children steal your brain cells

Okay so I am always thinking about things to write about in this blog and so that is why there are two post.  I had a story pop in my head that I thought I would share. 

Saturday morning I woke up and was about to make some bacon for my husband to go with some leftover banana pancakes.  Well the bacon was frozen so I couldn't.  Now every Sunday in our house we have muffins, fruit, and bacon.  So why when on Saturday when I had  noticed I hadn't taken out the bacon I didn't take it out for Sunday? 

The children have stolen my brain cells.

So Sunday when I got up to cook breakfast I had to but the bacon in some water.  Thank goodness it is turkey bacon and it thaws pretty quickly.  Problem solved.  That one anyway.  I was making muffins, I usually make two batches, and I forgot to put the second bach in the oven.  They were sitting on the stove for like 20 minutes.  My hubby goes in the kitchen and asks if there is anything in the oven.  I tell him yea.  He, being the logical man that he is, looks in the oven.  "Baby," he says. "Theres nothing in the oven."  I get up and the muffins are sitting right there on the stove.  I had even set the timer on the oven to know when they were going to be done. Needless to say we were a few minutes late for church.  What happened?  Again I am blaming it on the children.  Everyone you have takes 5 years from your brain cells.  I have 3 you do the math. 

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Oct. 22, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anissa

Ha Ha Ha. I totally understand the losing of the brain cells. Hope today goes well for you!
Anissa

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Oct. 26, 2007 - ROFLOL!

Posted by ThriceBlessed

As soon as I saw the title of this post I was saying, "AMEN"! (Literally, now my kids think I have NO brain cells left). Oh, I wanted to comment more but I forgot what I wanted to say, see how few I have left? Personally, I think they take more than 5 years. I think you lose 5 at the birth, then as they grow you can subtract an additional number for each year of each child's life.

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Nov. 18, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Danika

yes, yes, they do steal your brain cells. I'm so glad someone figured that out.

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