Old Mother Hubbard went to the Daiwabo Taupe
To get her superfluous Kitchenaide a bone.
When she got there, the Glock was Brazilwood
And so her Maple dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the Blog
to fetch a/an Viola Case of water.
Jack fell down and broke his Koala Cabinet,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her Ammunition.
And when she was Willowy, she was very, very Stoic,
And when she was bad, she was Idealistic.

There was a Musical woman
who Practiced in a shoe.
She had so many Canines
She didn't know what to do.

You Are 92% Lady

No doubt about it, you are a lady with impeccable etiquette.  You know how to put others at ease, even if their manners aren't the greatest.

Appetizer

What was your first job?

Delivering the newspaper after school.

Soup

Name some of the things you collect.

Books, Fabric, Music

Salad

Name a recent fad that you just don't 'get'. 

Polyester clothes: blouses, travelling outfits, etc..  I don't care if it doesn't wrinkle and travels well.  Wearing plastic is just NOT appealing!

Main Course

Describe the worst weather situation you have ever been in. 

If earthquakes count, that would be it.  I was standing in PepBoys trying to buy oil when the store starting jerking and rolling.  Bottles of this and that were falling off the shelves and the kid/salesman (who recently moved from Iowa) was looking at me as if it were the rapture.  When I got back to my apartment, I started making arrangements to move back to AZ.  It may be hot here, but at least I can stay inside with my trusty air conditioner.  There’s not much escaping earthquakes!

Dessert

Which shoe do you put on first?

The one that looks the cutest with whatever else I’m wearing!

Appetizer

From which country(s) are some (or all) of your ancestors?

The one's I know about are from Arizona - from before Arizona was a state, as I understand it.

Soup
On a scale from 1- 10 with ten being the most active- how would you rank yourself.

Define 'active'!  Active as in producing something - probably a 7.  Active as in physically - HA!

Salad
You head into the pet store.  Which section do you go for first?

Fish section for food, fish, or plants.  (Our dog food comes direct from the manufacturer.)

Main Course
Name three odd or unusual things about yourself that most people might not know (hidden talents, gifts, dreams, likes, hobbies, etc...)

1. I’m a very good markswoman.

2. I can play 5 instruments, not including the violin which I’m currently learning along with my daughters.

3. I can go from Josh Groban to Siouxsie and the Banshees without missing a beat.

Dessert
How would you describe your sneeze?

Silent

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Mrs L

Thanks to Carla for formatting the menu!

Appetizer

Do you prefer salty snacks or sweet treats?

Dark Chocolate

Soup
What is your favorite board game?

Dutch Blitz

(Well, it’s played on a table, which, if it’s wood, is technically a board, right?)

Salad
If you were to have a painting done of you alone, what would you want the background to be?

A green valley, mountains, rain, and Mr. L . . .

Main Course
What's a "big word" you like to use to impress people?

“What?”

Dessert
What kind of shoes are you wearing today?

New sandals with pretty foo-foo beading.

(It's already 90 degrees here, what am I supposed to wear?)

Still struggling with typing - and miss blogging!

This came to me from a friend of mine.  My daughter would be proud - she loves Porsches.  And I think this photo was shot in Sedona, not far from where I live!

I'm not sure about 'prestige' and 'knowing I'm on of the elite', though.  I think mostly I try to live my life the right way - and in this world that usually makes me just 'wierd', not 'elite'! 

I'm a Porsche 911!

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win.  Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.

So, which sports car are you?

Mrs. L