Sep. 8, 2007
Pastor's Business Card
More Jokes
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the
offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been
returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for
his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10
reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on
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Sep. 22, 2007 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by Moonflower
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Thank you so much!!!I'll tell you about my trip when I get back!
Thank you so much
-moonflower
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Sep. 23, 2007 - Hi
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Sep. 25, 2007 - More blogs, please!
 Posted by SchoolinRhome
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I am pretty new here. I really like your blog. The music is fun. My girls' head looked right up and said "that sounds neat mom!"
Post more (if you can.) I loved the Amish pictures!
Check out my blog when you can too! I made you my new friend! :)
SchoolinRhome
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Sep. 27, 2007 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by SammyJo
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I would have commented earlier, but I had things to do. LOL!!!!!!=D THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!?!?!?!
Sam
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Oct. 10, 2007 - Untitled Comment
 Posted by crazybusy
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Hi Rachel!
I LOVE this joke! I told this one to my children when we read that chapter in Genesis in school. :)
Love, Alyssa
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