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July 29, 2006 - 12 Signs You've Been Neglectful in Your Kitchen...

  • Your toddler isn't hungry at lunch because he's been snacking all morning off the food on the floor...
  • Instead of wiping the counter and table off, you'll make better time sweeping it...
  • Rather than sweeping the floor, you'll make better time vacuuming it...
  • There's no silverware in the drawer, so you have to take silverware out of the dishwasher, and then wash it (since the dishwasher hasn't run yet)...
  • You're okay with sharing your home with a mouse and/or other small rodents rationalizing, "Hey, at least THEY'RE picking up!"
  • There's more than one science project on mold in the fridge... and you're not studying mold in science...
  • You avoid cleaning out the fridge so it looks like you have a lot of food (and hey... the toddler's full!)
  • You burn a candle that smells like food (apple pie, brownie, angel food cake, etc.) so upon the visit of a surprise guest, it smells as if you've been busy slaving away...
  • You turn the ceiling fan on so you can't see the layer of dust on the blades...
  • The dust bunnies are so big, your toddler has named them and affectionately refers to them as his pets...
  • You "self-clean" the oven and the children gather 'round to watch the "pretty fire" burn inside...
  • You take the phrase "spot cleaning" to a whole 'nother level... ("there's a spot that needs to be cleaned... there's another spot... oh, and I need to get that spot...")
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August 7, 2006 - thank you

Posted by maehsweet
even though i'm a little late getting started, i really appreciate how much more mindful of things i've been. thank you so much for your detail and your ministry.
~mary
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November 21, 2007 - too funny

Posted by heartofwisdom
I've been browzing your entertaining and delightful blog. Thanks for the smile this morrning
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