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Oct. 1, 2006
The latest from Chase
There is an unspoken understanding in kiddom that the appropriate amount of carrying-on as the result of an injury is dependant upon several objective factors the primary one of which is the presence of blood.
When a child falls and hurts himself, the tears will be directly proportionate to these variables. Initially, most small children will look around and make sure they have an audience before deciding whether or not to make a fuss. Assuming an audience is present, they will then survey the severity of the wound. If the skin is unbroken, the tears will most likely fall very briefly. If a child should look down and notice blood, however, a sudden gush of drama issues forth.
Last night as Chase was getting ready for bed, he made his nightly visit to the bathroom. Reaching down to flush the toilet, he failed to clear the corner of the vanity countertop and he put a good scratch right on the top of his head.
The tears came immediately but soon subsided. Then I noticed that his typically snowy blonde mop was quite wet with bright red blood. I just knew that if he found out, the carrying-on would continue for a good 15 minutes so each time he attempted to put his hand on the wound, I quickly caught it and put it down. I attempted to keep him oriented away from the mirror but he out-witted me and got a glance anyway.
As soon as he spotted all that blood, his sadness immediately turned to genuine excitement. "I've got to show this to Brendan", he said, and off he went to show his brother. Then it was off to his sister room to show her his impressive wound.
His reaction was hilarious. About the time you think you've got this whole kid thing figured out, they change all the rules.
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Oct. 1, 2006 - Untitled Comment
It is such a nice drive.