I've done this before as a game like truth or dare, but the questions were ALOT weirder.

1. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PILGRIM OR AN INDIAN? Indian

2. WOULD YOU RATHER PAINT A ROOM WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH OR FLOSS YOUR TEETH WITH USED FLOSS? The painting I think, depends on how much I'd get paid.

3. WOULD YOU RATHER BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING OR HAVE A TREE FALL ON YOU? Lightning, maybe I could get superpowers

4. WOULD YOU RATHER BE 11 FOREVER OR 85 FOREVER? 11, so much to explore without ever having to grow up!

5. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SPIDERS CRAWL ON YOU OR A SNAKE RAP AROUND YOU? I've done both, so the snake as long as it is not venomous

6. WOULD YOU RATHER LOSE AN ARM OR A LEG? The arm, then I could get it replaced by a bionic sort of fighting arm!

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE BLIND OR DEAF? Blind, I would not be able to hear music if I was deaf

8. WOULD YOU RATHER EAT A BAR OF SOAP OR A BOTTLE OF DISHWASHER SOAP? the bar, cuz then I could dip it in chocolate. Now THAT is smart, and sort of disgusting

9. WOULD YOU RATHER BE 4'1 OR 7'9? 4'1, short people make better ninjas

10. WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE WITHOUT TV OR COMPUTER? Computer. No TV would mean no 5 hour BBC Pride and Prejudice. But, I'd rather have both inventions as well as cell phones, completely dissapear from reality.

11.WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A TAIL OR ELF EARS? I sort of already have the ears, so a tail

12. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE 3 EYES OR WEBBED FEET? 3 eyes

13. WOULD YOU RATHER FIND TRUE LOVE OR A MILLION DOLLARS? Love, no question! The only reason I want any money at all is so i can take care of my true love someday!

14. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE AND AN UGLY CAR OR A BEAUTIFUL CAR AND AN UGLY HOUSE? How are we defining ugly car? Like a prius? I HATE THOSE!!!!!!!!!! and the smart cars. I'd take the house, like this one:

15. WOULD YOU RATHER ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY EVERYTHING ON YOUR MIND OR NEVER SAY ANYTHING AGAIN?  Never say anything. 

16. WOULD YOU RATHER END HUNGER OR HATRED? neither. but I guess I'd have to say hunger, I like hating God's enemies

17. PUBLISH YOUR DIARY OR MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT? Publish a diary, because I have none!

18. WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE BAD ADVICE OR TAKE BAD ADVICE? Take it.

19. WOULD YOU RATHER KNOW IT ALL OR HAVE IT ALL? Know it all.

20. WOULD YOU RATHER KISS A JELLY FISH OR STEP ON A CRAB? step on a crab becasue then it dies before it can pinch

21. WOULD YOU RATHER FORGET WHO YOU WERE OR WHO EVERYONE ELSE WAS? I have to agree with Sam here. who everyone else is. it's not so frustrating when you know who you are.

22. WOULD YOU RATHER WRITE THE WORST BOOK IN HISTORY OR RECORD THE WORST SONG IN HISTORY? worst song, books are forever, songs fade

23. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A BIG GROUP OF FRIENDS OR ONE REALLY CLOSE FRIEND? Aristotle says it is impossible to have alot of good "true" friends, because to be a true friend, you have to be so close to that person that it is impossible to be that to so many. So, one close one.

24. WOULD YOU RATHER NOT BE ABLE TO TALK OR HEAR FOR A DAY? Talk.

25. WOULD YOU RATHER BE AN ACTRESS/ ACTOR OR THE DIRECTOR IN A MOVIE? Actor. Remember, you have say on what you act in; you don't need to do bad stuff just because you aren't in charge. I am now in a theater class and have decided I REALLY like acting.

26. WOULD YOU RATHER NOT BE ABLE TO USE YOUR PHONE OR YOUR EMAIL? Same as Sam again.  phone. I hate talking on the phone.

27. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BOY NAMED MERRY SUE OR A GIRL NAMED JIMMINY BILLY BOB? NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would just legally change my name to Emma if I was the girl or Alexander if I was the boy

28. WOULD YOU RATHER BE FORGOTTEN OR HATEFULLY REMEMBERED? Forgotten.

29. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A KANGAROO OR A KOALA FOR A PET? kangaroo, I could train it to attack intruders

30. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM WITH A SHARK OR A WHALE? A whale.