Again today my rights as a free man were jeopardized by fiendish fiends, disguised by orange, No… red feathers. These maniacs are disguised in the “Innocent” form of a Chicken! I believe that if the world declared war on America, the chickens would transform into fighting machines of the foreign powers. They would take up arms to fight against our God given FREEDOM!! TODAY MY HOUSE was vandalized by these awful nuisances. They pooped on the porch, they spray painted, in gold letters, “Chick House”, and other slogans on their holding place, and they pecked at innocent bystanders! Is this a free country or not? I think that foreign powers gave them soldiers a pill that turned them into chickens, a made there eggs addictive to human beings! So therefore they secretly receive all the proceeds of egg sales, and make millions of dollars to make nuclear weapons! Please if you love America… I don’t know… don’t eat eggs or something, and write to your congressmen and senators and the President and your mayor and governor, and stop these …….Birds!!!! ***pant*** Thank-you.

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Now for those of you who love chickens, and those of you who think I am a nut, I happen to love all of Gods creation. I just think he made chickens for us to kill and eat. I also not want to seem too political. This was written purely out of Fun. I hope every one who reads this has a good sense of humor. I know I sure do. Now I am going to go and have a good laugh. (hee-hee, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he ha a hha ha ha h he ehe ehe he eh he he hehh she we three, pee, oh, oh sheesh! )