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My 2008 Booklist
Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian
Re-creations by Grace Livingston Hill
Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Post Captain by Patrick O'Brian
HMS Surprise by Patrick O'Brian
Getting Things Done by David Allen
Heart and Mind by Ruth Beechick
A Biblical Home Education by Ruth Beechick
Dumbing Us Down by John Taylor Gotto
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• Jul. 5, 2008 - Funday Joke - Pet
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. Then he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
A little voice came out of the box "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes." |
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