Bethany's Blog
Apr. 26, 2008
Have you ever wondered?
These are pretty cool! And funny =] Dont sing the songs.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
· Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ·
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ·
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? ·
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
· Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
· Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ·
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
· Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ·
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ·
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ·
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ·
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Apr. 26, 2008
Have you ever wondered?
These are pretty cool! And funny =] Dont sing the songs.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
· Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ·
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ·
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? ·
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
· Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
· Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ·
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
· Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ·
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ·
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ·
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ·
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Comments
Apr. 30, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Anonymous
I didn't sing! I am so proud of myself! And those are very funny! I enjoy that type of thing.
~Amy~
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May. 1, 2008 - Hi
Posted by PrimaBallerina
Hey Amy! Thanks for posting a comment! I am sooo proud of you for not singing =] Yay!
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May. 1, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by SkatingFairy
those are funny!!!
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May. 1, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by littlebrowngirl
Haha. Thats a great post !
Mind if i add you/you add me?
-Hannah
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May. 1, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by littlebrowngirl
Oh thats ok ^_^
Thanks.
I'm dong good how are you?
-Hannah
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May. 3, 2008 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Anonymous
I love your new layout! It is nice and feminine!
~Amy~
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