Today I had these conversations with Mark.

Mark:  You are a funny Mommy.

Me:  You think *I* am funny?

Mark:  Yes, Mommy.  You are a very funny Mommy.

Me:  No, I'm a mean grumpy Mommy.

Mark:  Well, we are all grumpy sometimes but you are a really funny mommy.

Later in the day:

Mark:  Mommy, were you ever a kid?

Me:  Yes, I used to be a kid.

Mark:  Did you have Wii when you were a kid?

Me:  No, we didn't have Wii when I was a kid.

Mark:  Oh, that's sad.