Conversation with Mark Sunday morning:

Mark:  I'm hungry.  May I have a waffle?

Me:  Bekah is ready for church so she will get it for you.  I need to take a shower.

Mark:  Okay.  Thanks Bekah.  Mommy you don't need a shower.

Me:  Mommy does need a shower.  You don't want a stinky mommy going to church.

Mark:  Yes, I would like you to go to church stinky.

Me:  You would?

Mark:  Yes, because then no one would want to be around you and I could have you all to myself. 

Me  Laughing (and making a mental note to fill his love tank)