* May. 21, 2009

   All alone
On afternoon six kids were sitting on the couch watching a movie. They didn’t notice that their parents were getting ready to tell them something important.  So then, the mom turned off the TV. And had all 12 eyes on her. “Mom why’d you do that for?!” yelped Jane who was 9.
“Well, your dad and I have something to tell you,” began their mom.
“Are you getting me the new and very cool under water target practice video game?” asked 13 year old James.
“No, what your mother is trying to tell you bunch of potatoes is that we are going on a business trip Friday morning through Sunday night.”
“All of us?” asked 10 year olds Justin and Justine. “Oh no! Way no! Just your dad and I are going.” Said the mom. “Are we going to have a babysitter?” asked 11 year old Johnny. “No, we have decided that you kids are old enough to behave properly,” said the dad. “And we couldn’t find a babysitter crazy enough that would watch you all for 3 days,” quietly added the mom. On the day of departure, all the kids, 11 and under, waved them goodbye. As soon as they turned the corner , Johnny put in some music and joined Justin, Justine, and Jane started jumping up and down on the couch and waking up James, and jasmine who was 141/2, chanting
“ we want breakfast! We want breakfast! Over and over again.
After about the third “we want breakfast”, jasmine and James woke up and got breakfast for themselves, while the little ones got their own breakfast. Jane had cold cereal, (with lots of extra sugar), Justine and Justine had monkey bread (with extra cinnamon) Johnny had toaster waffles (with a whole bottle of syrup), James had ice cream ( a whole gallon), and jasmine had tea and toast with nothing extra whatsoever. After breakfast wasn’t cleaned up, Jane, Justin, Justine, and Johnny went to watch TV. James went to play video games and to eat more ice cream. And jasmine went to do her hair and make-up, and to talk to her friends. A little bit after the TV watching kids were done watching TV, they decided that it was lunchtime. They went into the kitchen and lo and behold there were ants.”ANTS! ANTS! I HATE ANTS!”  Screamed Jane and Justine.”AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAH!”  Whale they were screaming their heads off, James, and jasmine ran into the kitchen to see what was going on. And as soon as jasmine saw the ants, off went her head screaming, then off she went to grab the phone to call the exterminator. But some people didn’t want the exterminator exterminating anything. “No way, we are not going to call the exterminator!” Johnny yelled to jasmine.” Why not? Jasmine yelled back. “Because, when I was feeding my cockroaches, when mom and dad were leaving, I forgot they were leaving and forgot to close their cage and just when I saw the ants, I remembered that I didn’t…” “Your 5 bugs are crawling around in the house unsupervised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” finished jasmine.
“Well, um, yes,” whispered Johnny, hoping that he would live to see tomorrow.”AAAAAAAAAAA!!! Go and get the!” screamed jasmine. And so, James, Johnny, and Justin walked around the house looking for the bugs. The girls however, spent the afternoon in the backyard. After about 5 minutes of searching, the boys got tired and sat down to watch TV. Jasmine sensed that something was wrong. It was way to quiet in the house and she guessed what they were doing right away. “Oh, those boys!! Oh, those boys!!” I’ll show them. I’ll call the exterminator.” And that was just what she did. 10 minutes later, there was a knock on the door. “I’ll get it.” Said a very happy jasmine who  had sneaked in through the back door.
“Who is it, jasmine?” asked all the boys at once. “Oh no one.” Answered jasmine smoothly. And as soon as she opened the door, Johnny went wild.” Jasmine! How could you do this to me?!” screamed Johnny, who was trying to shut the door on the exterminated. “Because you boys weren’t looking for the bugs, you were watching TV!!!” yelled back jasmine who was trying to let the exterminator back in. “yes we were; we were just rest-“but Johnny was cut off by the exterminator who had shut both kids up.
“Be quiet you guys. First of all I can’t do my job until I get a signature from your mom, dad, or parental guardian.” Said the exterminator “oh I’m sorry but I’m the guardian for now.” Said jasmine sweetly. “Well I’m sorry but then I’ll ha-“just then a pizza guy came to the door. “Um, I have 20 extra large pepperoni pizzas for a Mr. Johnny Depp.” “Yes I’m Mr. Depp. Thank you.” said Johnny stepping up. “That will be $100 please.” Said the pizza guy. “Ok you can just take it from my maid.” “Johnny?! What this?!” asked jasmine following Johnny into the kitchen which still had ants. “I was hungry and I wanted pizza.” Said Johnny “so you ordered 20 pizzas?” asked jasmine. “Yes I was also in the mood for a party so that was why I got 20.” Said Johnny as he got some paper plates, and walked back into the kitchen. “Pizza guy, exterminator guy, come on in were having a pizza party!” said Johnny. “Well….. okay.” They said slowly, as they walked into the house. “Johnny, what are you doing?!” asked jasmine getting quiet angry.” James walked into their conversation. “Um, well because we’re having a party I kind of invited a few friends.” “Who?” asked jasmine and Johnny together? “My best friend Richard, the kids next door, and a band of hippies. They should be here any minute.” Said James smiling. “What! You are in so much trouble.” Said jasmine very angrily. “Well you won’t turn them down so……… come on lets go enjoy a pizza party.” Said Johnny. They walked into the living room and sat down. Justin, Justine, Jane, the pizza guy, and the exterminator guy were already eating and talking very nicely. Then the door bell rang. Jane quickly answered the door and came face to face with a guy that looked exactly like the pizza guy. It was the TV repair guy. “Hello, I’m here to fix your TV” said the TV repair guy. Jasmine stepped in, “no our parents are not home, but won’t you come in a enjoy a pizza party.” The TV repair guy stepped in and was very much surprised at the sight of the pizza guy who was in fact his identical twin brother. No sooner had Jane closed the door when someone else knocked on the door. Jane again opened the door and let everyone come in because she figured they were all here for the party. The people who came in were: James best friend richerd, the kids next door, a band of hippies, and a strange looking guy with dreadlocks and a trench coat. When everyone had a seat and pizza, they started talking. And there sat jasmine, wondering how in the world the day had started with her parents leaving a clean house holding only their kids. And in just 8 hours had ended up with a dirty house, with not just their kids in it but a exterminator guy, pizza guy, TV repair guy, Richard, the kids next door, a band of hippies, and a strange looking guy, all having a pizza party. She was pondering this when another knock sounded. This time Justin opened the door only to find, about 10 cops come rushing into their house the chief told everyone to please stand up with their arms raised up. Everyone did except the strange looking guy(who turned out to be a robber). He just ran away. The cops started firing and everyone who was not a cop, quickly ran out of the house. When they were all outside there was a huge crashing sound, and all the cops ran out of the building just in time for as soon as the last cop ran out, the whole house collapsed! And then whole bunch termites crawled out. Including the ants, and Johnny’s cockroaches! Just then the robber ran out, but was tripped by Jane and jumped on by Justin and Justine.
The cops cuffed him and handed the kids a check for $1,000,000, and left. Then all the guests also left. Leaving the kids standing in front of a completely wreaked, ho answered jane.holding a check for $1,000,000.
As soon as the guests and cops turned the corner the kids’ parents came around the same corner and parked in front of the house. “Oh my goodness what have you done to the house?!” yelled their mom. “It wasn’t our fault, the termites did it! They chewed our house and it fell down!” said Jane. “Well, who were all the people turning the corner we saw cop cars, business cars, and a hippie van?” asked their dad.
“well, you see  we had a pizza party with the extermenater,pizza guy, TV repair guy, Richard, the kids next door, a band of hippies and a robber who had sneaked in. that was why there were cop cars, and we caught him and got a $1,000,000 reward! See,” said Johnny holding up the check to their parents.  “Well, I’ll be! Look here! We could buy a really nice house with this!
And that was just what they did. They got a really nice house, in Ventura, and lived their happily ever after! (or until Johnny lost his cockroaches again)
 
                                  THE END

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