The Chemist at Bradford Academy

April 16, 2008

ROTFL

In honor of taking it easy for the rest of the week, we at Bradford Academy thought a few jokes would be in order.

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree
Why are apples jealous of oranges? They just have more appeal.
How did the blackbird tie his shoes? With vel-crow
Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his dinner? He was stuffed.
What do volcanoes eat their dinner on? Tectonic plates
What does baby lava call his parents? Mag-ma and mag-pa
How do you get a frog off the windshield? Turn on the defrogger.
How do frogs take notes? On lily pads.
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
What's a pig's favorite karate move? A pork chop
What do you call it when a glass of milk passes through your line of vision? Past-YOUR-EYES milk
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick
And finally, a Crafter's original....What kind of dinosaur likes to skate? A rhamphoRINKus (actually rhamphorynchus)

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