This is a little story I made up. It is about a weird pie man. It's really weird! Take a look!

     My name is Pierre In My Face. In is my middle name and My used to be my last name. I got Married to a women with the last name of, Face. Now, if you get rid of the 'rre' in my name you get, Pie In My Face. I didn't like my last name so my wife kept her last name, and I took her last name. So now I am Pierre In My Face. Those are some things about me, Pierre In My Face.

Fin

By Emma McCulloch

~Emma :OD (P.S. I told you it was weird!)