Aug. 9, 2006 - |
You have not lived until you stick both hands as far back into your dogs mouth as you can go to try and pull out a string that has been wedged inbetween her teeth tighter than you ever thought possible making her choke and gag and foam since it is not only wedged between tooth and gum it is also hanging down her throat. Kids are crying and carrying on around you as not only is their precious dog choking to death on the string but Mom has both hands down her throat while she is sitting on the now terrified-bordering-on-berserk dog trying to hold her down (sans hands) long enough to pull the jammed string out of her teeth and throat.
Mom swears long and hard, pulls long and hard and (flashing back to giving birth except this is pulling with all ones might rather than pushing) as the feeling goes out of her fingers and they turn purple because the darn string is wrapped so tightly around them trying to get some leverage in the unbelievably slick-sliminess that is the back of a gagging dogs throat.
*POP*
goes the string.
*Sigh*
goes the mom.
*Awwwwww*
go the kids.
*RUN!*
goes the dog who then hides under the bed until Mom coaxes her out with pieces of hot dog.
I wash my hands, fix my hair and go met my husband for lunch at the chinese buffet.
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