Hello again, everybody! My dad is being dorky and asdkfjhkhj banging on the keys. Oh well.
Well, since I really haven't watched any other movies recently, besides the last ones, I thought maybe I'd tell you what I'm reading now.
-Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
-The Watsons Go To Birmingham, 1963 by Christopher Paul Curtis
-The Ruby in The Smoke by Phillip Pullman
-The Tales of Beetle The Bard by J.K. Rowling
-The Prophecy of The Stones by Flavia Bujor
-The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkein
So, anyway. I really must recommend The Watsons Go To Birmingham 1963 to you. It is very funny and quite well written.
"Dorkity Porkity and The Creepiest Buzzard"
~~~~~A Fairy Tale~~~~~
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Bill. Bill was, unfortunately, just a wee bit dorky, and therefore, the evil bully in the village, Hector, called Bill 'Dorkity Porkity' for lack of a better taunting name. (Porkity was the best rhyme he could come up with.) Bill was terribly sad and lonely, and cried every day, until one day he was walking out in the forest when he met a hag!
"Hello, little boy!" shrieked the hag.
"Eeep!" yelled Bill/Dorkity Porkity.
"You look sad, little boy, are you? Huh?" cried the hag.
"Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, old hag," sobbed Bill. "I have no friends and the village bully calls me 'Dorkity Porkity!' Can you help me?"
"Well, shhhhuuuuure!" said the hag, beaming with joy. "But I must warn you first: I am not a very good spell-caster."
"Who cares, if I can not be lonely no more!" shreiked Bill.
"That's a double negative," hissed the hag.
"Whoops!"
KAZAAAM! BOOM! "Heeeheeeheeehahahha!"
Bill, who had had his eyes squeezed shut, cracked them open. The hag had her arms stretched up in the air and a maniacal grin on her face. Standing in front of her was an old depressed-looking and rather creepy buzzard.
"Eew!" said Bill.
"This," whispered the hag reverently, "is your new best friend, Drokity-I mean, little boy!"
"Ummm...." said Bill. The buzzard just blinked.
"That'll be $29.95 plus tax," said the hag.
"What?!" yelled Bill. "I have to pay $29.95 plus tax for this creepy buzzard?! I don't even like buzzards!"
"Ohhh, but you'll like this one!" said the hag. "Watch!"
She tapped the buzzard on the head with a gnarled finger.
Nothing happened.
"Buzzard!" yelled the hag. "Go!"
Nothing happened.
"Pweease, wittle buzzard?" moaned Bill, his big deer eyes filling with tears and his lower lip quivering.
Suddenly the buzzard started to tap-dance.
"Hooray!" yelled the hag and Bill at the same time.
And so, when Bill had gone home and pleaded with his mother for $29.95 plus tax, and he had given it to the hag, the buzzard and Bill played together all day long and became bestest friends, and the hag took her $29.95 plus tax and spent it on a big hoagie.
THE END.
Well, I guess I'll talk to you later.
"Well, I don't go a-lookin' for trouble, but if trouble comes a-lookin' for me, I'm gonna be mighty hard to find." -Road To Morocco
-tpk
Comments
Jan. 10, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Lucy
Yes I have seen Philidalphia Story. I like that one a lot too. What other movies do you like?
Lucy
Jan. 10, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Posted by SamanthaC
I know i like all Cary Grant movies also :)
Thanks for you comment about my blog.
I'm actully about to change names..lol.. this will probly be the last time... just check my blog for the new link :)
Jan. 14, 2009 - Hey!
Posted by Joyful24
Hey! Sorry that I haven't posted a comment in a while! I've been sort of busy. It's my Dad's birthday and we are leaving to go eat at Hamburger Heaven so I have to go now.
Bye!
Your Friend,
Felicity :D
Jan. 14, 2009 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Earthling
I haven't read most of those books...except P&P and Two Towers, of course.
Yeah, I feel t he same, I kind of want to see Twilight but I know I'll wait till dvd. I'm in no big hurry to see it.
yes you would love DC! I didn't know you lived in St. Louis. It's a nice city, I was there abour four or five years ago...
yes, love Gable in GWTW. Have you read the book GWTW? You'd like it although you may be a bit young for it yet.
did you do your movie review? What did you pick?