Where's my coffee!?
Thursday, March 13, 2008
WHAT? Bwuahahahaha!!!
So, good morning to you all! I am sitting at the computer this morning, and my dear daughter, "weed" comes in VERY chipper, saying, "Good morning, mother, dear! Did you have a good nights sleep?" me-"Eh, sort of.......WHY?"  (she obviously wants something, or thinks dh and I had "cuddle time"-yes, at 13 she knows enough about sex to know that it can put crabby mom in a better mood) Dd continues, "Can I move my room?" (we have 2 extra bedrooms, one is a storage room for now) me-"Eh,............WHY?"



"Cause I could  hear you and dad kissing (said we were "smacking" loudly!) when I was laying in bed, and it grossed me out! I lay there thinking, eeewww!"

BUT WAIT!!!! It's NOT what you think!! Okay, when I go to bed, dd always wants me to shut her door, which I did. I go to my room, and dh is already mostly asleep. I sit on the edge of the bed, and grab.......


a tube of LOTION.....that I begin to put on my feet. What she "heard" was me squeezing the lotion out of the tube!!!!      

Oh, boy! I think I need some coffee now!
Ya'll have a blessed day!
~Lynn

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Thursday, March 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by dukygurl


oh my goodness that is hilarious!! I can't imagine how life will be when I have teens!! Did you just die laughing? I would!! Then I would move her far away from my bedroom in case I do want to do some smooching on my hubby!!


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Saturday, March 15, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Tweety


That is just to funny.
Is this what I have o look forward to as my dd grows.....


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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 - Lotion on feet compared to kissing

Posted by Weeds grammy


DD that was funny...so, did you move her room? Haha! Maybe she needs to turn the radio on at night . Love you


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