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Thursday, May 8, 2008
funny joke I read on a message board

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An orangutan in the zoo has two books - The Bible and Darwin's Orgin of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.



and another one someone sent me....

Lee Wong marries his fiance Lu Wong, and a year later he rushes her to the hospital, to deliver their first child. Everything goes well with the labor and delivery....the nurse brings the clean and wrapped, healthy, but obviously caucasian baby boy to Mr. Wong. The nurse asks, "Well, Mr. Wong, what are you and Mrs. Wong going to name him?" Mr. Wong looks at the baby, then his wife, then back at the nurse and replies, "Well, two Wongs don't make a white, so we'll name him Sum Ting Wong."

And this one my preacher told me...

A man dreamed all night long that he was a muffler on a Mustang. He woke up and was exhausted!

Hee hee lol!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by dukygurl


oh that is fun some one sent me the same joke about the wongs


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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by dukygurl


So here is what I imagine, You have gone to the lake for a splendid sunshine filled vacation you are dipping your toes into a nice clear blue pool of water and sipping your fav drink....hope all is well don't forget the sunblock :)


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