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Yep, you read that right. The flu has hit our home. The regular not the piggy kind that everyone is freaking out about. The hubby came home from work with it. Now I am trying desperately to keep myself and the kids and the grandparents and the great-grandparents from getting it. Sigh; not holding out much hope. Well, at least the turtles and dogs cant get it...can they? Drat, where is the vet's phone number? So I may be scarce for the next week. Hope all of you are keeping well! |
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It is indeed a sad day in our household. Today, our family mourns the passing of our electric pencil sharpener. A valued and probably the most used tool. It has survived a long and useful life. Purchased over 14 years ago at a Wal-mart on Its loss has been felt heavy by the children. Now forced to use the dreaded cheap pencil sharpener; they have many time mussed over the good times as they stand over a trash can turning the pencil round and round in order to achieve that sharpened point; though it never seems to get as sharp as the electric pencil sharpener got it.
But perhaps the one who feels the loss most is the Mom. Because no matter how many pencils she leaves out or where, someone always comes along and takes them so that when Mom needs one, none is to be found. She could always count on grabbing a new one from the pile and have the trusty pencil sharpener ready in a snap. So we mourn the loss of our pencil sharpener. A most used and overlooked friend. Sigh. |
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No, that is not a typo. I did indeed mean to type 61 years. The people who survived raising my siblings and myself are celebrating 61 years of marriage together today. These two incredible examples to us all have weathered the Great Depression, WWII, traveling the country, watching their children be born and eventually called home by the Lord, they have rejoiced at Weddings and births, and mourned at funerals, gained a great deal of gray hair raising their Grandchildren and wept with untold joy at the birth of their Great-Grandchildren. There are few today who can even claim 50 years (half the people I know can not even make it to 10 years!), but my parents have been together 61 years! I thought I would share each of their secrets for a long and happy marriage. First, from my Grandmother: Never criticize your husband in public, not even around good friends; wait until you get in private to tell him he sounds like the biggest horse’s butt on the planet. Next, from my Grandfather who took my husband aside and told him this before I walked down the isle. No matter what, any time she asks you whether you like a new paint color, dress, curtains, I do not care what it is you answer, “If it makes you happy dear, it tickles the crap out of me.” If I can make it just half the time they did, I will truly be a blessed woman.
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According to a news report, a certain private school in He he, admit it, you were laughing! |
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Ok, not exactly. I told you in my last post that I was taking two weeks off to get the garden in (you can read thathere) It took a lot longer than we thought. We had an injured shoulder and time to deal us some set backs. At one point, we had our cars lined up with their headlights on because we ran out of daylight. I know the neighbors think we are nuts. If they say anything, I will just tell them we are studying the nocturnal habits of worms or something. Plus, we had to do our spring cleaning. You all know how that goes. Hit the youngest kids's clothes. Clean out what they can no longer wear and donate. Then hit the next to youngest kid's closet, clean out what they can not wear and either put it in the youngest kid's dresser or find a place to store it until they can wear it. And down, or rather up the line you go. Whew! We were so blessed this year with friends giving us clothes that the kids just could not possibly wear them all so we had to go through and donate several bags to our church pantry and other families. I told the children what a blessing it is to have too many clothes to wear where in other parts of the world they have barely one article of clothing. Anyway, we have the garden in, plants are coming up, a tree house started for the kids, and spring cleaning done.!!!!! YEAH! I also have some interesting and neat tips for you this week. See you later. |
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Hello everyone. Sorry I was scarce last week. I am afraid I will be a little busy the next two weeks. We are having to spend every spare second (like I have a lot of those) getting our plant beds ready for planting. I know several of you are yelling,"What!? That's it! I knew that woman was putting something other than creamer in her coffee! It is still winter!!!!! Why we still have snow on the ground!" Well, here in the South we are starting to hit 70 degree weather in the afternoons. And while we are not past the dangers of frost, it is good weather to get the soil tilled. Plus, we have a boat repair buisness. And as April hits, we become too busy to do anything else. So we know we better get the really hard labor done before customers start calling. I have to get the food planted so I can get it canned this fall. I have noticed a lot more people planting gardens this year and a lot of gardeners I know are starting early getting their supplies. I will be back in about two weeks. We should have the land tilled and the swing set repaired by then. Take care and see you soon! |
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A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired. Life is the coffee; your job, money, and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life. The cup you have does not define, nor change, the quality of life that you have. |
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Real Mothers
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
are probably in the sandbox.
filthy ovens and happy kids.
doesn't come out of carpets.
the vacuum just sucked up.
and get their answer when a little is not measured by height or years or grade... It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother... To all of my fellow mothers (current, to be or past) have a blessed day and do not forget what is really important! |
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I was on You-tube the other day and found this wonderful song. It is an encouraging song set to the disco classic (can disco even be considered classic?) I will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. I always loved that song. Plus, it is that time of year when we could all use some encouragment. Note: Before Playing, you will need to scroll down to the end of the posts and hit the pause button on the music player. This will turn the music off so you can listen to this video. Enojoy!....and be careful in those platform shoes! |
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Before I get any more wonderful emails, I am ok. Sorry to all my buddies out there that I have not posted lately. I have had to deal with a lot lately; husband starting school, trying to get the house ready to sell, and helping with family. Nothing bad, just very busy type stuff. I hope to be back to posting on a regular basis next week. (mmm, that may be too optimistic, let's make it the week after.) Until then, I have a really great video for you. This is the Fed-up Homeschoolers' list that someone put to music. It is really good. (If you do not like the music, you can enjoy this with the sound off.) Man, I do not know who wrote this but I think I may print this out and carry it with me everywhere I go. Note: you will need to scroll down to my music player at the bottom of the page and click the pause button before you hit play on this vido. |
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I am not sure this fits under this category or if this goes under how much my kids love science or maybe how well adjusted my kids are, or perhaps how they are too desensitized about death . Not really sure.
Anyhow, we were at church the other night when one of my angels was telling their Sunday School teacher about how their pet fish died. They had carried on about these fish before. How they caught them in the lake, set up the tank, watched them and then when they got sick how they tried to care for the. “Oh, I am so sorry your fish died yesterday, ” came the teacher’s sad reply. “Oh, it’s ok,” came the reply of the 7 year old, “ We dissected it this morning. Did you know fish have a swim bladder?” Yeah. The teacher told me she would have been concerned if it had been anyone else’s kids. Not sure if that is a good thing or not. |
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First, I want to thank all of you who have invited me to be friends on either Facebook or MySpace. I know you are thinking I am rude for not responding. I am not trying to be. The MySpace was set up as a joke by my sister. She set up an entire page with funny stuff from my siblings. The Facebook was set up, again by my sister, so I could read all my other siblings Facebooks. I never post or read any comments left on these sites. In truth, the only reason I keep them is so that I can keep up with family. Our schedules & lives sometimes makes it hard to carry on phone conversations and some of my family are multi-task challanged (can't do more than one thing at a time). My time is devoted to this site alone. So please do not think me rude. I tried responding to all of the requests some time ago but they got to be so much and took so much time, I do not even pay attention to them. Sorry. But I do love you all!!!!! |
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I thought I would share one of our family’s special traditions with you. I know this goes back to my Great- Growing up, they were very poor in money; in all else they were very rich. My Grandmother would tell us what a special treat it was just to have a tangerine or an apple or nuts. Most families could not afford fruit so it was a real treat for kids back then. So, every year, Daddy Ervin would somehow find the money and buy for each child an apple, an orange or tangerine, at least one of every kind of nut that you see in the bins in the produce isle only at this time of year, and some hardcandy. This was quite a feat considering there were 7 kids! The kids would find these stuffed into their stocking on Christmas Morn. This became a tradition long after the financial situation improved. It became a much looked forward to and loved tradition. As time went on and the siblings married and had children of their own, they kept up this tradition. As those children started their own families, they also kept up the tradition. And as my generation started their own families, we kept up this tradition. But it is more than just tradition. It serves as a way to lovingly remember our family that has gone home to be with the Lord. We use it as a chance to discuss with our children their past, the love and strength of families, and of course how people made due back before they had money for the hottest and latest toy. I hope you enjoyed this look into my family, but it wasn’t just my family who did this. You can also start this tradition in your home. A dear friend of mine was so touched by this that she started doing this when her first child was born. She uses it as a great jump off point to teach about history and thankfulness for the little things in life. I pray that you all will have a very Merry CHRISTmas. |
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Ok, I know we are all sick of anything political right now but I could not help myself. This is a great PC Winter song. It really is funny because it shows how foolish we as a society have become trying not to offend anyone (except Christians. It is ok to offend them) You will need to scroll down to my music player and click on the pause button to turn the music from my site off before you play this video. |
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Ok, I need help this time. I have had a lot of people ask me how to post a YouTube or GodTube video on their blog IN the actual post. Well, I do not know how. Could someone out there who knows how either leave the instructions in the comments or email me. I know how to post links but not the videos. I would appriciate it. Thanks! |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: Well you know, that chicken was crossin' BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! That every chicken in this country gets the chance it dese rves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRAND PA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the h eart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARIStOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?? |
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THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT, it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
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I found this cartoon on the web this morning. I think it is pretty self-explanatory.
You gotta be careful where you go on Halloween.
Original link for this is here.
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.' The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant ever again, only monkeys everywhere! Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works. Thanks to my Aunt Helen for this! |
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Here is the last installment of my Utterly useless facts....but interesting none the less. In case you missed it, you can read part 1 and part 2. These are just some fun facts that a buddy of mine emailed me. I thought everyone could use something fun to read over their morning coffee. If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. |
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Here are some more fun facts to enjoy with your morning coffee. Part 1 from earlier in the week is here.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out) A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. |
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Well, it is Monday morning and I could use a break from the bleak news items. Hope this brings a smile to your face. I will put more of these up later this week.
Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand .. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?) There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) |
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Finally! I am back and boy what a summer I have had. We still have no idea what caused the infection in my foot. It has been a dreadful experience for me. I honestly do not know what was worse; the extricating pain, the allergic reaction to all of the medications I was on, the side affects to the medications they put me on to counteract the allergic reaction to the medications I was on, not being able to keep my house clean, having the children miss out on all of the summer activities I had planned, missing out on teaching at VBS, missing the SC Homeschool Convention & the used curriculum sale (and ending up having to pay about $300 more on books because I had to buy them new from Amazon.com & other dealers), being on crutches for 4 weeks or having to go without coffee for 2 weeks due to dehydration from the medication.
I hope everyone had a better summer than I did. Thank you all of you for your wonderful prayers and emails. I really appreciate them. I also appreciate the meals people brought us to keep my family fed. We had someone bring us a bucket of chicken from a fast food place. They apologized explaining that since VBS was going on, no one had time to do a home cooked meal and so everyone in the Sunday School class took up money to get us a meal. I explained that we have home cooked meals all of the time (we even make our own butter) and a fast food restaurant meal was a real treat for our family. I have a lot of stuff to post in the coming weeks to gear up for the new school year. Of course, many of you are already in the full swing of things. I WAS ordered to sit on the couch and do nothing. I will be back to posting on a regular basis in August. I am trying to relax and take it easy for the next two weeks. I am having to clean out the old school stuff to get ready for the new school stuff a little at a time. Anyway, I am glad to be back! |
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The drama continues. If you are not up to date here is part 1 & part 2 The good news: Mrs. Dani's foot seems to be healed. The MRI confirmed this was possibly just an infection from the bowl that broke and cut her foot. She is off of crutches. The bad news: We have found out the hard way that she is allergic to sulfa drugs. She had an allergic reaction to the antibiotics and developed a nice rash on her thighs and back, have been shaking and had her heart racing quite a bit which was due to an elevated blood pressure of 126/106 which is actually worse than it sounds for her because 80, which is a generally good bottom number for most people is actually high for her under normal circumstances. she was also sporting a really pounding headache due, we believe, to the blood pressure. She was also nauseated beyond belief and searing heartburn and a small fever to boot. Yesterday morning she made it to the living room and laid down on the floor with the kids with her head tilted into a bucket dry heaving she was not able to move for about an hour and a half. Her 8 year old called her parents who raced over to get her to the ER. They gave her a shot of steroids to help speed up the body’s healing against the sulfa antibiotic and shot of something else to help with the nausea. So now she is on two separate drugs to help counteract the one drug which was actually a replacement for another one that was decided was unnecessary plus something else no one seems to know what it was for. But the worse is yet to come. She can have NO caffeinated drinks. NO COFFEE!!! Doctors are sadistic. Apparently the caffeine will aid in her dehydration. Oh, I forgot to mention that. She was also dehydrated. She is in good spirits and seeming to feel better this morn. So that is good news. She hopes to be back posting in a week or so. |
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If are not up to date as to what has been going on, click here Wed. night, Mrs. Dani had to be rushed to the hospital. Her foot swelled up to twice its size and was very hot to the touch, plus she had a fever. Her Hubby made her go. ( for those of you who do not know, Mrs. Dani hates hospitals) They must have thought it was quite serious because even though they had a sign that said the wait was 2 hours, they had her with a doctor in about 15 min. ahead of a lot of other people. We are awaiting the results of the MRI & bloodwork. The doctors are at a complete loss at to what this is. They put her on antibiotics (800 mg pills four times a day) in the hope that if it is an infection, this will cure it up. She is still in a lot of pain but doing much better. She is, however, a lousy patient. She can't stand having people wait on her or having the house a mess. We are getting ready to superglue her rear to the couch or bed. |
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I have not posted in a while so I thought I should let everyone know what is going up. Hello everyone. I thought I should give everyone an update while the medicine has worn off and I can think a little straighter. The darveset has muddled my thinking so if this email sounds weird, it is just doped up Mrs. Dani. For those of you who do not know. I am in pain. Sunday after decorating at the church for VBS, I went to visit my dad, on the way home my right foot started hurting. I thought it was just because I was on my feet since Anyway, I have alerted Brenda that I do not think I will be able to do VBS. If anyone can help Pam, I would appreciate it. I also need someone to pick up the VBS stuff. I have downloaded and printed and cut out everything you will need. And the room is half decorated. I am also having to cancel going to the SC Homeschool convention this weekend. Missing both is breaking my heat. I was so looking forward to both. If anyone going to the convention that lives near me, could you please come by and pick up the donations for the abused children’s’ packets that the teens are putting together (my mother and several ladies of my church gathered these) and several boxes of educational material for the single mothers’ fund that my sister-in-law and I gathered from other homeschooling mothers. I would appreciate it. I really want these to get to get to the convention. Thank you all and please be in prayer for me. I am not accustomed to lying around and doing nothing. I can not even get myself a cup of coffee. The pain is never ending. It is constant and spikes every few minuets. I can not walk on my foot at all the pain is excruciating. I am miserable to say the least. I love all of you and will be thinking about you during the convention and VBS. Since this posting: several people have thankfully stepped up and have taken over the VBS teaching & someone has soo graciously said she would take the donations to the SC Homeschool convention. Thank you to all. As for me, I am still in pain & now the foot is swelling. |
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I do not know about you but I am looking forward for some time off this weekend.......too bad I am not getting it. We will be going to see some friends, I will be sewing costumes for a ballet recital, getting things ready for VBS, not to mention getting ready for our end of the year AWANA awards banquet, and something else. Whew! I will be taking a break from blogging until about Tues. I hope also to have a Sourdough bread recipe for the bread machine to share with you by then. Anyway, everyone have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend and remember to stop at least once on Monday and remember the brave souls who gave their lives so that we are free to do what we are doing now. |
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The people who survived raising my siblings and myself are celebrating 60 years of marriage together today. These two incredible examples to us all have weathered the Great Depression, WWII, traveling the country, watching their children be born and eventually called home by the Lord, they have rejoiced at Weddings and births, and mourned at funerals, gained a great deal of gray hair raising their Grandchildren and wept with untold joy at the birth of their Great-Grandchildren. I thought I would share each of their secrets for a long and happy marriage. First, from my Grandmother: Never criticize your husband in public, not even around good friends; wait until you get in private to tell him he sounds like the biggest horse’s butt on the planet. Next, from my Grandfather who took my husband aside and told him this before I walked down the isle. No matter what, any time she asks you whether you like a new paint color, dress, curtains, I do not care what it is you answer, “If it makes you happy dear, it tickles the crap out of me.” If I can make it just half the time they did, I will truly be a blessed woman.
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I have some really great Prince Caspian links for all of you fans out there. The first, even if you are not a fan of the movie, is an incredibly breathtaking 3-D interactive map of Narnia. This thing is just really cool. You can click on certain spots and you fly there across the terrain of Narnia. The link is here. Hint: the weird looking circle on the bottom of the map to the right of the middle is a magnifying glass. Just click on it with your mouse and move across the map. The next is two different games: Gryphon Attack and Castle Escape from Miraz's castle. Now the last link I have for you is just really neat. You can upload a picture of your self and see what you would look like as a Narnian Creature: Giant, Faun, Dwarf or Centaur. I would like to see myself as a size 2, but I digress. The link is here. And of course there is the official website at the Offical Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian Movie Site. I have not had a chance, or the money, to see the movie but I heard it is incredible. My question for those of you who have seen it, does it follow the book? |
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Someone sent me this but I also saw it once on another site. If it was yours, please leave a link back to your site in the comments sections. Thanks An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. This continued for several weeks. |











