is that the blowing snow totally obstructs the view of our neighbor's wreath! They have a big wreath hanging over their garage door, which faces our kitchen window. Now don't get me wrong, I love to see Christmas decorations up, but not this. This wreath is covered with blinking lights. Not the soft, pretty, twinkle lights. No, these are of the obnoxious variety. We have dubbed it "The seizing wreath," because it looks like the wreath is having a seizure. (I'm NOT making fun of people who suffer from seizures.) The wreath is just head-ache inducing when you have to stand at the sink doing dishes (which I try to avoid as much as possible - even more thanks to this monstrosity!). I usually love winter, but may be praying for an early spring this year. (Or climbing a ladder in the dark some night to kidnap this wreath and put it out of it's misery!) Hmmm...What would Clark Griswold do?