Ok... so i have this job picking strawberries. And well, The next door neighbor
has horses. So... I went down to go pet them and feed them some carrots.
And then I touched the electric fence. lol. yep.... I was thrown backwards from the
jolt of energy that went through my body. it was fun though. lol. I would do it
again if i was dared. :D Just thought I'd share my interesting experience.
And yeah... for the most part, I'm quitting HSB. I've kinda lost interst. I might
post if i have the impulse too, but other than that. I'm pretty much quitting.
If you really want to keep in touch ask me for my IM and maybe I'll give it to you...
-Kayla
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- What was I doing 10 years ago?
- idk... i was 5
- idk... i was 5
- 5 things on my "To-Do' list today:
- 1. Laundry
- 2. idk
- 3. I don't
- 4. have a
- 5. life
- 1. Laundry
- 5 Snacks I enjoy:
- 1. idk
- 2. anything
- 3. i can
- 4. fit in
- 5. my mouth
- 1. idk
- 5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
- 1. a macbook
- 2. a mansion
- 3. Buy a car
- 4. let dad retire
- 5. idk.... but i'm sure i'd think of something
- 1. a macbook
- 5 bad habits:
- 1. overexaggerate
- 2. do I
- 3. have
- 4. any bad
- 5. habits?
- 1. overexaggerate
- 5 places I've lived:
- 1. a house
- 2. then another house.
- 3. that
- 4. is
- 5. it
- 1. a house
- 5 Jobs I have had:
- 1. babysitting
- 2. I don't
- 3. have
- 4. any
- 5. jobs
- 1. babysitting
- 5 people I tag:
- 1. anyone
- 2. that
- 3. wants
- 4. too
- 5. :D
- -Kayla
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So yeah... here's afew pics of prom. it was really fun!
the guys:

the girls:

so.. yeah... we danced... we rockbanded... we ate at Bazil's, we
didn't get home till after 1am. We had a blast :D
-Kayla
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More chalk drawings from Julian Beever..
Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Incredible!
Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium .
Beever gives an amazing 3-D illusion to his drawings.
Did you spot Julian Beever on the Top of the Bottle?
Do you notice everything is fake, even the hose and water?
Look closely, you can see the bricks through the chalk on the monitor screen!
There is no hole in this pavement.
People are actually avoiding walking in the 'hole'
Which is the real guy & which beer is real?
Girl in Swimming Pool (Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement)
Girl in Swimming Pool (Seen in reverse, from the opposite side of the drawing.)
Politicians Meeting Their End
World's Biggest Fly-Spray
This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror
Girl on a beach mat.
Make Poverty History drawing from the side (40 ft long)
Baby Food
Baby Food in reverse, seen from the opposite side of the drawing.
You can still see the blocks of concrete.
Spiderman to the rescue.
Batman and Robin to the rescue (SO COOL)
I can barely believe some of these... it must take so long to do it!
-Kayla
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cool thingie i got from littlebrowngirl
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it h ad been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers. and then there are educators
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You Are the Thumb
You're unique and flexible. And you defy any category.
Mentally strong and agile, you do things your own way. And you do them well.
You are a natural leader... but also truly a loner. You inspire many but connect with few.
You get along well with: The Middle Finger
Stay away from: The Pinky
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You Act Like You Are 15 Years Old
You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid.
You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way.
You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.
(That's a good... I am 15 after all)
__________________________________________________________________________
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls
You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.
You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.
_________________________________________________________________________
Your Inner Eye Color Is Brown
You're smart, thoughtful, and the ideal woman for most men
You are kind and easy to trust. Men open up to you like no one else.
It's this inner warmness that attracts guys - and makes you an instant soulmate.
(this is a good thing too... my eyes are brown)
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Ahhhh!... I have been grounded for so long! Sry I just dissappered!
Ok.. this blog was origainally supossed to be about school/bookreports kinda stuff. This part of the reason why mom signed me up for it. But yeah, as you can see... it's not excactly that. hehe. I have posted one book report. and that was my first post. So, I thought that maybe I should post another one.
Here goes:
Title: The Witch of Blackbird Pond
Author: Elizabeth George Speare
Written: 1958
Genre: Historical Fiction
Place of Publication: The Riverside Press in Cambridge, Massachusetts
Number of Pages: 249
Kit, the main character in the story, was raised by her grandfather on an island called Barbados. When her grandfather died, he died in debt, leaving Kit with no choice but to sell all the slaves, property, and most of her clothes that she owned. With no parents to turn to and barely any money left she had only one choice, she had to take a boat to Wethersfield, Connecticut and find her only known aunt and uncle. In the poor state that she was in, and the boat that was arriving soon, she didn't have time to write a letter to her aunt and uncle and wait for a response of whether they would accept her into their home or not. So she packed the few clothes of which she possessed and took the next boat, The Dolphin, to Connecticut. During her long days on the Dolphin she became well acquainted with a man by the name of Nathaniel Eaton, captain of the boat. When they arrived at Wethersfield, Nat was concerned about her aunt and uncle not waiting at the dock for her, so he took her to their house. He found out her aunt and uncle had no idea she was coming and he was stunned and upset about letting her ride the Dolphin without knowing this. Her aunt and uncle took her in despite no warning, her uncle definitely being the unhappy one in the bunch. While there, they made it clear that she had to start working around the house so that she could earn her keep. But while she was growing up she had slaves and people to wait on her, she never did anything herself. So she was a clumsy girl and had a difficult time mastering chores. To solve this, Kit and her sister started a school that taught kids how to read and write. Kit was very happy about this because she finally could do something and be good at it, but things went wrong and amongst the frustrations she ran away to a meadow to cry, where she meet an old widow. She became well acquainted with this elderly woman but when word got out that Kit was visiting her, rumors got out that Kit was practicing witchcraft because everyone believed this old widow was a witch. Everybody became even more suspicious when family's started getting sick and dying. All the blame went to Kit, putting both her and the Widow in danger. It's interesting from here on to see how all the problems are worked out and dealt with.
I definitely would recommend this book. I think girls may find it more interesting than guys, partially because a girl is the main character. I found this book very suspenseful and entertaining to read. Normally I don't like the classic books because of how they're written and it's hard to 'get into it'. But this book was very easy to read and follow. One of my favorite parts is when Kit jumps into the water to save a little girl's doll. It was cute and kind of funny. Hope you like the book just as much as I did.
Not to big and not real professional but hey... it's my blog, you guys don't care. do you?
-Kayla
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Me and my brother <3 
The evil evil little red ants in our woods <

The gorgeous Magnolia tree in our backyard...

Ok.... i know i know... sry i haven't been posting... I got grounded. And even though
I've posted I'm not allowed to leave comments. For now anyways. But yes...
hopefully next week I'll be back to leave comments. <3
-Kayla
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Hey Homies, how r u rollin' ?
So.. what did you all do (or are going to do) for your moms today?
This morning, me and my brother got up real early and bought
mom a coffee and a donut at DD's. Wait, did i say WE bought? Make
that I bought. lol. Make sure you hug and kiss (yes, even you boys...
you're never too old to kiss your mom on mother's day) your mom today.
<3 you mom!
-Kayla
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1. What's on your mind right now: Music
2. Who's your best guy friend: My brother
3. Where is your biological mother right now: Um.. probably home
4. Have you ever made out in a basement: um.. ew... i haven't make out with anyone anywhere.
5. Do you have any piercings: my ears
6. Do you have any tattoos: No
7. Is your driveway steep: No
8. Name 3 things you did today: Wake up.. listen to switchfoot.. Help littlebrowngirl clean her house
9. Last person you texted: OMGosh!! it's been so long since i've txt someone um... MT i think
10. What have you eaten today: gronola bar, eggs, apple (it's only 9 in the morning... haven't eaten much yet...)
11. What shoe do you put on first: idk...
12. What do you get complimented on most: i get complimented?
13.What'd the last text you received say: been bugging ----- lately?
14. What is the last thing you do before you go to bed: turn the light off
15. Have you ever kissed somebody named Sean: never
16. If you had to choose to not wash either your sheets or hand towels which would you choose: that's just a weird question
17. What would you change about you life right now: my income, which is zero O_o
18. How do you feel about public displays of affection: ~throws up~
19. Have you ever bitten your nails: yes... only if i have a hang nail and there's no clippers around
20. Do you live alone: I live with my family
21. Do you like someone right now: not really
22. Can you keep a secret: yes.. i'm the best at it
23. What has been the best year of your life: idk
24. Do you have any strange phobias: nope
25. What is your favorite Romantic movie: idk.. don't really like romantic movies
26. Are you happy with your living arrangement: sure
27. Have you ever played twister: yes.. why?
28. Have you ever been drunk at school: I never been drunk
29. Last thing you received in the mail: a mag
30. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with D: nope
31: Ever had a sleepover with the opposite sex: um no
32. Do you have trust issues: no
33. Do you tend to rip the label off of water bottles: yep... naked water bottles are my friend :D
34. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone: littlebrowngirl
35: Are you a cuddler: not really
36: When was the last time you gave advice to somebody: today?
37. What was going through your mind during your last kiss: never had a kiss, never gave one
38. Have you ever hurt somebody when you were mad: not badly... in fact i think no
39. Is it easier to forgive or forget: there both hard
40. Do you give second chances too easily: idrk
41. Kiss with your eyes open or closed: idk yet
42. Do you have a best friend: not really.. i kinda have alot of good friends
43. Are you friends with your last ex: um.. don't have an ex
44. Would you live with someone without marrying them: I am right now, it's called a family
45. Ever had plans but broke them: yes
46. Do you think your ex is a player: don't have an EX!!! gaaaah!
47. Do you have a friend of the opposite/same sex that you can talk to 24/7: wow... that's a long time... my brother maybe
48. Do you remember what you were like a year ago: ew... we won't think about that
49. Have you ever had a dream about a person you love dying: my parents, yes, it was devistating... i woke up all sweating and yeah..
50. Who is the last person you cried in front of: from laughing... ----
51. Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink: yeah... let's see if i can put my leg up in the sink....
52. Is it ackward when you run into you ex: grrrr...
53: Who is the last person you've had a sleepover with: littlebrowngirl.. last night
-Kayla
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alright.... just a quick note.. I enjoy getting PMs but I really don't like it
when all you guys write is "hi Kayla!" and then leave it at that. I just end up
deleting them because i get LOTS of those and they just fill up my inbox.
Thanks for Understanding!
-Kayla
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Alright... I lied. I'm coming back early. lol. I'm hooked and just can't stay away
from my HSBers. Plus, I might just be doing some subjects throughout the summer,
so then I would have never came back. :D Well, I got my end of the year test scores in.
I'm pretty much an average student except for math, I'm above average. Just because
I'm cool like that :D... So what's new with everyone?
-Kayla
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Ok... make sure your sitting down before you read this.
I'm sick of Blogging and i might show up here or there.
but as of now... I'm not blogging. Now, don't get the wrong idea,
I'm not totally abandoning you guys, I'll probably start blogging again
after school ends. Just hold tight and I'll be back sooner or later.
I'll still be checking comments and PMs... so feel free to leave me
those.
-Kayla
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Basics-
Name: Kayla
Date of Birth: 3-1-93
Birthplace: N/A
Current Location:N/A
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7
Heritage:
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: zip
Favourite-
Band/Singer: Way to many to name
Song: ditto the answer above...
Movie: not a big movie watcher
Disney Movie: boooo
TV show: dunno
Color: black
Food: just about everything
Pizza topping: don't really like pizza but i'd have to say sausage
Ice-Cream Flavor: can't really have icecream but Mint Chocolate Chip
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka is wonderful... um yeah, i don't drink
Soda: Coca-Cola all the way!
Store: Goodwill
Clothing Brand: anything but Ambercrombie or however you spell it
Shoe Brand: Vans or DC
Season: Summer!!!
Month: any month that's warm
Holiday/Festival: Thanksgiving
Flower: bleeding hearts
Make-Up Item: i hate make-up... maybe some consealer for those pesky pimples
Board game: idk
This or That-
Sunny or rainy: mostly sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: hmmm... thats a good question.....dusk!! lol
Sour or sweet: either
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: both but personality more
Coffee or tea: ick, neither
Hot or cold: Hot
Your-
Goal for this year: Don't die
Most missed memory: that's doesn't make any sense
Best physical feature: idk
First thought waking up: how much longer till i really have too get up?
Hypothetical personality disorder: ?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: ?
Sesame street alter ego: ?
Fairytale alter ego: ?
Most stupid remark: wow... and the list goes on and on
Worst crime: murder... um... not really, haven't broken the law
Greatest ambition: hmmmm.... yeah... i dont know
Greatest fear: going to a public school
Darkest secret: psht lol...
Favorite subject: Science with like a A
Strangest received gift: I can' t remember any
Worst habit: idk...
Do You-
Smoke: nope
Drink: nope
Curse: nope
Shower daily: Absolutely
Like thunderstorms: Ofcourse!!! We had one yesterday! :D
Dance in the rain: ah... no
Sing: I try
Play an instrument: yep.. good old guitar... i took four years of piano as well...
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: Not really
Believe in love at first sight: Nope.. that would be lust
Can You-
Drive: not yet...
Sew: um no
Cook: does microwave count?
Speak another language: sooner or later
Dance: no
Sing: i try
Touch your nose with your tongue: no...
Whistle: yep
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever-
Been Drunk: nope
Been Stoned/High:nope
Eaten Sushi: nope
Been in Love: nope
Skipped school: sick days...
Made prank calls: yep.. lol
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: nope
Cried yourself to sleep: nope
Other Questions-
What annoys you most in a person? think they are better than you
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? normally 9:30 - 10 but like whenever pretty much
Name three things you can't live without: Jesus, my family... and my computer!!
What is the color of your room? Blue and Brown both of them light and dark
Do you have any siblings? 3 younger bros
Do you have any pets? cat
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? tempting... but no
What is you middle name? :D
What are you nicknames? Kay....
Are you for or against gay marriage? 100% against
What are your thoughts on abortion? It kills living human being... it's stupid
Do you have a crush on anyone? no
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? old age!! lol...
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? like 4 lol
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? if i knew he wouldn't get shot after me...
What is the last law you’ve broken? i didnt break any... i swear it!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex-
Hair color: I like brown or red
Eye color: any
Height: taller than me
Weight: He better weigh more than me... I'm like 108lbs
Most important physical feature: idk
So yeah.. that's about it..
-Kayla
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Ok... SO I have many many things to post about but
there is just one problem... I'm L-A-Z-Y.... Yep... That's
the only reason I haven't been posting. I have caught the
dreaded laziness syndrom along with a blogger low.
The Side effect of this is a lazy blogger that doesn't blog.
So yes... I will eventually get around to it. I'm actually
on a very unpopular level right now. I'm rarely getting comments
or PMs... But hey, it's all my fault. I'm going to be working on
a new blog look because this one is trash. So yeah...
Life moves on and I'll be back. Eventually. I've noticed that
once you've been on HSB for a year, it gets old. Like, Chris
left after one year. I've grown sick of it after one year. And
if you've been on HSB for a year, your most likely sick of it too.
So... this is as much of a post that your going to get. I'll
stop rambling and Once school is over, I promise I'll post more often.
Like every other day (as I used too)
Your very Lazy Blogger that has lately become sadly unpopular,
-Kayla
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I "M grounded off screens for a week...
so yeah.. the pictures underneath can entertain you!
-Kayla
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wow... my one year anniversery slipped by and i didn't even notice!
go me! i've been blogging for one year!
Ok... I never got to posting the pics of the perch we dissected and I'm not going to
unless I have requests. So.. this is the frog... What I wrote about it is UNDER the pic.
very nice specimens...
The underside...
Say Ahhhhh... :D
We are peeling off the skin
The frog had a face peel... literally...
Ahhhh! Skinless frog!
lovely...
These guys are working so intensly...
ick... if your good and have done dissections before... you
should be able to loccate the heart.
anybody want frog legs for supper?
all that black stuff is eggs... female... ick
oh just gross...
That's the stomach she's pulling out..
now trying to cut out.
doesn't that look full?
just lovely...
even better
oh ewww... it's like a beatle and a spider and yeah...
Finished product of stomach!
finished product all together...
so what do ya think? lol
-Kayla
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WHAT YOU HAVE:This is a tag for how gurly I am...
[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[]You had/have fake nails
[] You have more body/hair products than you can use
[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorks
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total: 0
Do you:
[] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[] Have a hair color that is not natural
[] Have "blond moments"
[]Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear it
[] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[] Have a name for your car
[] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total: 0
DO YOU ADORE:
[] Makeup
[] Glitter
[] The Color Pink
[] Jewelry
[X] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks
[] Shoes
[] Rainbows
[] Unicorns
[] Disney Movies
[] Candles
[] Flowers
[] Stuffed Animals
[] Purses
Total: 1
DO YOU SHOP AT:
[] Coach
[] Forever 21
[] Victoria's Secret
[] Guess
[] Claires
[] Express
[] Delias
[] Hollister
[] American Eagle
[] Abercrombie & Fitch
[] Aeropostale
Total: 0
DO YOU SAY:
[] Whatever
[] Oh my gosh
[] Hun
[] Fugly
[] That's hot
[] Dunzo
[] Darling
[X] Psh
[] Cutie
[] Hottie
[] Skank
[] Totally
[] For Sure
[] Fabulous
Total: 1
Do You Read:
[] Cosmopolitan
[] Glamour
[] Marie Claire
[] Elle Girl
[] Teen Vogue
[] People
[] Us Weekly
[] Star
[] Self
[] PerezHilton.com
[] Dlisted.com
[] 17online.com
[] people.com
[] usmagazine.com
[] popsugar.com
[] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total: 0
Do You Love These:
[] Legally Blonde
[] Elizabethtown
[] Mean Girls
[] Now & Then
[] The Notebook
[] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[] Where the Heart is
[] Just my luck
[] John Tucker Must Die
[] Center stage
[] Bring it On
[] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[] Mona Lisa Smile
[] My Girl
Total: 0
Do you really enjoy...
[] America's Next Top Model
[] Project Runway
[] Desperate Housewives
[] The Simple Life
[] 8th & Ocean
[]The O.C.
[] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[] Nip/Tuck
[] Gilmore Girls
[] Degrassi
TOTAL: 0
COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED. MULTIPLY IT BY 2
That's your girly percentage
I hate to break it to you, but I'm a girl.
-Kayla
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i am:
You Are Very Honest
You tell it like it is, no matter what.
Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out.
And while some may get hurt by your honesty...
At least everyone knows where you stand!
just thought you guys might want to know!
lol
-Kayla
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Hey! I'm back... and I totally have nothing to post about! Lame huh?
yeah well.... lots of my life is boring. well... I'm going to post a tag and
I got Perch dissections pictures coming up later this week. maybe.
Subject: survey
Body: SAY EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT
1. you & your ex: don't have one
2. I am listening to : TV
3. Maybe I should: go eat something
4. I love: my brothers
5. I don’t understand: um... myself at times
6. I have lost my respect for: ...
8. The meaning of my display name is: palmzealot wanted me to make it that
IS YOUR/ARE YOU
1.Is your hair wet?: no
3. Do you miss someone?: no
4. Are you wearing chapstick? yes
5. Are you tired?: no
6. Are you wearing pajamas?: no
7. Are you mad? no
HAVE YOU
1. Recently done anything you regret?: yes
2. Have you ever kicked someone?: yes
3. Ever tripped over your own feet?: yes
TODAY HAVE YOU:
1. Have you cursed?: no
2. Have you gotten mad at someone? yes
RANDOM
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
A: no
Q: Do you have any siblings?
A: yes
Q: Do you want children?
A: yes! well, not now... when I'm married and older
Q: Do you smile often
A: too much
Q. Do you smell your shoes every time you take them off?
A: wow. no
Q: Do you like your handwriting?
A: sure
Q: Are your toenails painted?
A: half of them are
Q: Who’s bed other than yours would you rather sleep in?
A: other than mine? probably in one of my girlfriends... let's not get into weird Q;s.
Q: what color shirt are you wearing right now?
A: black.
Q: What were you doing at 7pm yesterday?
A: playing soccer at church
Q: I can’t wait till:
A: um... i meet one of you
Q: When did you cry last?
A: Friday at Co-op... laughing way to hard
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: mostly
Q: Whose bed did you sleep in 2 nights ago?
A: mine
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: yes
Q: Do you think that someone will repost this?
A: anyone that wants too, can
-Kayla
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Hey guys... I"m grounded off of screens for a week...
so yeah... i'll tty on sunday.
-Kayla
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Parked on the side of the road, waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state
> trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. Thinking the driver is as
> dangerous as a speeder, the state trooper turns on his lights and pulls the
> car over.
> >
> > As he approaches the vehicle, the officer notices there are five elderly
> ladies inside?two in the front seat and three in the back?wide-eyed and
> white as ghosts.
> >
> > The driver, obviously confused, says, "Officer, I don't understand. I was
> going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"
> >
> > The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explained to her that 22 was the
> route number?not the speed limit.
> >
> > A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out
> her error.
> >
> > "Before you go," the officer says, "I have to ask: Is everyone in this car
> okay? These women seem awfully shaken."
> >
> > "Oh," she answered, "they'll be all right, sir. We just got off of Route
> 127."
ROFLOL! Isn't that the best?!
-Kayla
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| Basics: | |
|---|---|
| Name: | Kayla |
| Date of Birth: | March 1st 1993 |
| Birthplace: | hospital |
| Current Location: | My house |
| Eye Color: | Brown |
| Hair Color: | Brown |
| Height: | 5'6" |
| Heritage: | German, Irish, Dutch |
| Piercings: | my ears |
| Tattoos: | None |
| Favourite: | |
| Band/Singer: | Oh BOy... THERE"S LOTS! |
| Song: | LOTS!!! |
| Movie: | None |
| Disney Movie: | None |
| TV show: | Biggest Loser |
| Color: | Black |
| Food: | idk |
| Pizza topping: | chicken wing sauce |
| Ice-Cream Flavor: | can't have icecream |
| Drink (alcoholic): | oh...Vodka.. not really. None |
| Soda: | Coke or grape pop |
| Store: | goodwill |
| Clothing Brand: | Hollister or idk anything |
| Shoe Brand: | DC or Vans |
| Season: | Summer |
| Month: | any |
| Holiday/Festival: | Thanksgiving |
| Flower: | Bleeding heart |
| Make-Up Item: | um... lipslick |
| Board game: | i don't really like any... |
| This or That | |
| Sunny or rainy: | Sunny |
| Chocolate or vanilla: | Vanilla |
| Fruit or veggie: | either |
| Night or day: | Day |
| Sour or sweet: | either |
| Love or money: | love |
| Phone or in person: | person |
| Looks or personality: | both |
| Coffee or tea: | ew.. neither |
| Hot or cold: | hot |
| Your: | |
| Goal for this year: | to stay alive |
| Most missed memory: | idk |
| Best physical feature: | psht... idk |
| First thought waking up: | 5 more minutes |
| Hypothetical personality disorder: | ? |
| Preferred type of plastic surgery: | none |
| Sesame street alter ego: | ? |
| Fairytale alter ego: | ? |
| Most stupid remark: | ? |
| Worst crime: | 2 hot.. LOL |
| Greatest ambition: | idk |
| Greatest fear: | idk |
| Darkest secret: | like i'm going to say... |
| Favorite subject: | None of 'em |
| Strangest received gift: | idk |
| Worst habit: | idk |
| Do You: | |
| Smoke: | no |
| Drink: | no |
| Curse: | no |
| Shower daily: | yes |
| Like thunderstorms: | always |
| Dance in the rain: | not usally |
| Sing: | try |
| Play an instrument: | yes |
| Get along with your parents: | yes |
| Wish on stars: | no |
| Believe in fate: | idk |
| Believe in love at first sight: | it would be lust |
| Can You: | |
| Drive: | not yet |
| Sew? | |
| Cook: | no |
| Speak another language: | no |
| Dance: | try |
| Sing: | try |
| Touch your nose with your tongue: | no |
| Whistle: | yes |
| Curl your tongue: | yes |
| Have You Ever: | |
| Been Drunk: | no |
| Been Stoned/High: | no |
| Eaten Sushi: | no |
| Been in Love: | not yet |
| Skipped school: | homeschooler! heck yes! |
| Made prank calls: | lol yes |
| Sent someone a love letter: | yes |
| Stolen something: | music.. O.o |
| Cried yourself to sleep: | when i was really little |
| Other Questions: | |
| What annoys you most in a person? | idk |
| Are you right or left handed? | right |
| What is your bedtime? | 10ish but i normally go to bed sooner |
| Name three things you can't live without: | Water,Food,God |
| What is the color of your room? | green |
| Do you have any siblings? | 3 |
| Do you have any pets? | 1 |
| Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? | that's a hard one |
| What is you middle name? | M. |
| What are you nicknames? | Kay |
| Are you for or against gay marriage? | A-G-A-I-N-S-T |
| What are your thoughts on abortion? | Don't do it |
| Do you have a crush on anyone? | not at the moment |
| Are you afraid of the dark? | no |
| How do you want to die? | in my sleep |
| What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? | like 5 |
| Would you take a bullet for the one you love? | yes |
| What is the last law you’ve broken? | music O.o |
| In a Member of the Opposite Sex: | |
| Hair color: | any |
| Eye color: | any |
| Height | taller than me |
| Weight | just not obese |































