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Mar. 19, 2009

Keywords That Have Attracted People To My Blog

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I have been wanting to do this for the longest time. I use a traffic watcher for both my website and blog. The main reason I do this is to keep away unwanted visitors. I do this by monitoring the google keywords people use to get here. I do understand they'll slip through my radar- that this isn't fool-proof, but I have blocked several IP addresses from ever visiting again, based on the keywords they used.

Now I am not going to share "those" keywords with you because just listing them will probably attract more sickos, but I do want to share some that have made me laugh... or scratch my head.

Here are some exact words that have landed people on my blog:
  • "stuff to do when snowed in" (um, like I said, I don't want to add any keywords that would attract certain people to my blog, so I will refrain from offering suggestions)
  • "how christian mother makes $5,000,000.00 from home" (I'm sorry. I would suggest you contact Google's technical support for landing you here.)
  • "josiah waffle" (I think I shall refer you to cannibalism.org)
  • "what is the name of the word for the condition where you cant think of a word" (Ummmmm... I don't know, I can't think of it....)
  •  "i flunked diabetes" (I'm so sorry...)
  • "tricks to passing the 3 hour glucose tolerance test" (um, you don't really want to try & cheat your way through that test... it's kind of important...)
  • "she was puking" (and you had to google it because....)
  • "how can i pass my gtt" (by studying hard?)
  • "sorry about that, things have been super crazy busy!!" (are you talking to google?)
  • "crazy busy homeschool blogger camera" (me? Canon 40D, if that's what you wanted to know)
That's all for now! I also get a lot of miscarriage keywords. :(
I apologize for my lack of blogging lately. I will admit to being a bit hooked on Facebook. I plan to start posting more frequently here again though, for several reasons. Hope your school year is going great!  
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Mar. 19, 2009 - :)

Posted by CelticMom
Good Morning, my friend! Glad to see you back among us. I, too, was neglecting my blog for FB when I first signed up, but have abandoned it as it was too.... something. I much prefer this cozy little world. :)

Have a lovely week!
love,
Shani
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Mar. 19, 2009 - facebook addict

Posted by lifelongalaskan
ME, TOO! I used to accomplish a lot more in my life, until I discovered how many of my friends and family are on facebook.

Now I'm useless.

I sit at the computer, nurse the baby, and play on facebook.

ACK! I think I need an intervention!!

:)
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Mar. 19, 2009 - Untitled Comment

What a funny post! It's always interesting to see how people find you, isn't it? My two biggest hits are for pool noodle lightsabers (....hmm, could this be because I have three boys?), and gallon guy. Have you seen a blog called "Because I Said So"? Every so often she'll do a post like this, which winds up being hilarious. She gets lots of hits for things like "bat poop" and "buttpaste". LOVE the pics of your babies, they're absolutely adorable :)

Kathy D.
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Mar. 20, 2009 - No way! And no keywords for crazybusy mp3 players recommendations?

Posted by seasonsmom
I couldn't believe the keywords some of those people used! You are funny in your parenthesis. Crazybusy's camera, LOL! You could have gotten quite a bit of referral fees collected, you know. One from me, one from my friend and a ton more from other bloggers who follow you and are salivating over your pics.
I put my FB account on hold but am getting a few ems every other week trying to allure me to come back. I was tempted to rejoin after seeing you gravitate there more. But I stood firm for my house,my kids, ball season, no husband to help bring them to practices are not a good combo for more comp suction time. I am struggling with just keeping up with em. I really would like to find out how those mp3 players are going for your kids for dictation. I was very inspired about your dictation post with a voice recorder mp3 player but couldn't find many that came in different colors and were inexpensive with VR on www. I emed you, figured you were busy to reply and decided to comment in hopes that you'd please, let us know the kind you got and maybe a link? Amazon? Please, thanks so much!
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Mar. 21, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by mojmommy
What are the trackers that you use, the info may be useful, or ummmm funny.
Be blessed,
Chasity
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Mar. 21, 2009 - Keywords

Posted by basketflat
I'll have to contact you privately for those inappropiate keywords. That's disturbing that you've had those kind of visitors. I always wonder what attracts people from Saudi Arabia to my flickr account - but it wasn't really very many people and one of them I liked their photos and had made a comment on one of their photos.

Those are really funny google phrases. I know however when I'm not getting the results I want for a particular topic, I get fairly creative at coming up with alternate phrases - hence ?? she is puking ?? who knows - I wouldn't put something like that past me
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Mar. 22, 2009 - LOL

Posted by Anonymous
TOOO funny!
Love April
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Mar. 23, 2009 - facebook

Posted by
Hi A-

facebook huh?

me too... ha
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Apr. 3, 2009 - Untitled Comment

Posted by crazybusy
Shani- I go back & forth all the time about FB. I do think it's fun but... I may end up deleting it someday too.

So Leah, if you ever want to add me as a friend on FB, I'd love that. ;)

Kathy- I haven't seen that blog! I'll have to check it out. I'm sure others get funnier hits than I do. :)

Natalie- Aw, you are very sweet! That's good you've resisted FB. I emailed you back, but in case you didn't get it, I like the 1GB SanDisk mp3 players. They come in gray, black, pink.... and maybe blue?? You can usually find them for around $20 on ebay, because they are older.

Chasity- I use StatCounter.com. You have to paste code into your template for it to work.

Cathy- You don't even want to know. :( Sickos. I know, I guess if I think about it, I put in some crazy things too.

Love, Alyssa
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