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Template by This is so disturbing! I can't believe that they actually have a day care available at the high school for the students' children! Click on the yellow link below to read the article.
High School Girls Make Pregnancy Pact
Have you read the news article about the teacher who had her Kindergartens vote one of the children out of the class? If now, please read it HERE. Those of you who have children with Autism especially should look at it.
I just can't believe this! If the teacher has disciplinary problems with a child or something, she should handle it. You NEVER punish a child by intentionally embarrassing him/her in front of the other kids!!! This child will probably be scarred for life!
The 2 kids who voted for him should receive some kind of medal of honor!!!
Today is my DH's birthday, and I just wanted to take a minute to wish him a happy one. He is a wonderful person. He's genuine. He's a true gentleman. He takes such good care of me & Gigi. When I need him he is ALWAYS there for me. I don't know how I would have made it through the past few years without him by my side.
I love you, Sweetheart! You truly are my handsome Prince Charming!
Stacey
Having been so serious lately and feeling quite blue, I decided to post this. My Mom-Mom Kitty emailed it to me and I got it EXACTLY when I needed a good laugh. I hope this offends no one. I don't think it will, but if it does I'm sorry.
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After awhile he asked: 'Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you look in the back of your panties, mine says 'five to six'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. 'I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,'she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, little James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom k new . Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
And finally.....
I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust.' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
'Mom, what is butt dust?'
Thanks, JenIG, for this great contest! I would SOOOOOOOO love to win this!!! Here are the details for others:
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This is a $219 program (and believe me it's worth every penny!) and the winner gets to pick from any of these 14 languages: Spanish (Spain or Latin America), English (American or British), Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Irish, Hebrew, or Russian.
This will also include a headset with microphone, and students will participate in lifelike conversations and actually produce language to advance through the program. Rosetta Stone still incorporates listening, reading and writing as well, in addition to speaking. Many homeschoolers requested grammar and vocabulary exercises, and with Rosetta Stone Homeschool Version 3, they're included! For parents, the new Parent Administrative Tools are integrated into the program and allow parents to easily enroll students in any of 12 predetermined lesson plans, monitor student progress, and view and print reports.
To win this most excellent program -- in the language of your choice -- copy these (blue) paragraphs and post it in (or as) your next blog post -- then to enter the contest, go to the original contest page HERE: http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/JenIG/501132/ and leave a comment with the link showing where you blogged about it. And please make sure the link works to get back to the original contest page when you post it. And good luck! The winner will be picked randomly on March 26, and will be notified thru the link they left to their blog pg. And if you have more than one blog, you can post them and enter those separately for more chances to win. Yay for free stuff!