One moonlight night a Fox was prowling about a farmer's hen-coop, and saw a Cock roosting high up beyond his reach. "Good news, good news!" he cried.
"Why, what is that?" said the Cock.
Aesops Fables, by Aesop
"King Lion has declared a universal truce. No beast may hurt a bird henceforth, but all shall dwell together in brotherly friendship."
"Why, that is good news," said the Cock; "and there I see some one coming, with whom we can share the good tidings." And so saying he craned his neck forward and looked afar off.
"What is it you see?" said the Fox.
"It is only my master's Dog that is coming towards us. What, going so soon?" he continued, as the Fox began to turn away as soon as he had heard the news. "Will you not stop and congratulate the Dog on the reign of universal peace?"
"I would gladly do so," said the Fox, "but I fear he may not have heard of King Lion's decree."
Cunning often outwits itself.
Person:Dawg the coolest dued besides Don Knotts, can you answer a few questions?
Dawg:Sure thing Person, fire away!
1. If you could make up a NICKNAME for yourself, what would it be? Dawg?
2. What's a movie that you have watched A LOT?Ummm Andy Griffith, nah that's a show, hmmm, Spider man 3
3. If someone gave you $100 to spend at the mall, where would you go first? a movie store [guess what I'd get] Andy Griffith season 6 and 8
4. What is your favorite TV show? [guess] Andy Griffeth
5. If you could time-travel, where would you go first? the 1960s and see the making of the Andy Griffeth show, and most of all Don Knotts.
6. What's the one thing you wish had never been invented? The Waltons
7. If they bottled your personality, what would they call it? Awesome
8. Which movie star would you most like to be? Don Knotts
9. Who would you like to trade places with for one day? George Lucas
10. You've just discovered a family link to someone famous! Who do you hope it is? Don Knotts
11. If you could name your own sports team, what would it be called?
The Mayberry Hornets!
12. What school subject leaves you bored out of your gourd?Math
13. If they made a movie or stage musical of your life, whom would you want to play you? Don Knotts
14. If you could make one character from a movie, book, or play come [back] to life, who would it be? Barney Fife
15. If you had vanity a license plate, what would it say? Brnyffe
16. If you found your bf's diary or journal, would you read it? Duh
17. Do you have a secret hobby? If so, what is it? O.K I'll edmit it I'm a super hero, and in my spare time I save lots of people's lives
Person:Thank you for answering these questions Dawg
Dawg:No problem Person.
Who is your favorite charector from the Andy Griffith show?
Comment and tell me.
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