Friday, February 29, 2008
More and MORE Questions...


Emily:
Mama, did you feed Daddy mashed bananas when he was a baby?  
(Whispered) How do you get married?
(Whispered) How do you get born again?
Why don't hummingbirds hum?
Maybe she is growing up a bit -- those first three questions have real answers!

Now I have another child asking questions. An older child, with hard questions. And I have no clue about these.
 
Alizona:
Where does static electricity go when it disappears?
How is cardboard made, and why is the corrugated kind stronger than regular cardboard?
How does a speaker transmit sounds and how do they make the sound that comes out of them real? (Why does my voice sound like my voice??)
Why does a speaker have a magnet in it? (After taking one apart to find the answers to the questions above, and not finding them!)
What are those round screw-looking things on top of electric poles, and what do they do?
How do they get pictures and sound onto video tape? Does it have to be black or brown tape? Or could you do it with white or red? What is the most mathematical color -- is it blue, or green? (Editor's note: Is that a real question -- one that has an answer??)
How am I supposed to find the answers to all the questions YOU don't know the answers to?

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Friday, February 1, 2008
more ?'s

What is my balance?
Why did they put John in prison???  Why did they cut his head off??!!
What does "transfigure" mean?
How do we make sounds?
What's a hard day?
What does heaven look like?
What are those strings that go whoop whoop between the poles?

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Monday, January 28, 2008
Still On a Quest for Knowledge...

More four-year-old queries out of the blue:

How do you shrug?
What's a planet?
What does "mediocre" mean?
What things aren't precious? Are scissors precious?
What is a bond servant?
What does "injured" mean?
What is moisture?
What would we do if Amy got bitten by an alligator on her leg? Would we take her to the doctor? What would she use? A cane?
Why do some spoons have holes in them?
I know what "round" means, but what's a merry-go?? LOL!

I was answering all of these questions twice, until I discovered this child has the annoying habit of saying, "WHAT?"    Now, instead of repeating myself, I ask her, "What did I just say?" And she can always repeat the answer word for word. We'll soon be rid of that bad habit!   (Now we just need to work on some of mine...)

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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Inquiring Four Year Old Wants to Know

Why does my skin get wrinkles in the bathtub?
What does Sabbath mean?

Why do restaurants have the name of the restaurant all over the place inside them?

Can I go outside and play in the rain?
What does dramatic mean?
What does hover mean?
What's a yoke?
How do you glance?
What is comfort?
Why do the sun and the stars and the moon give us light? (This led to a scientifically accurate discussion.)
How do we touch the sky if it is way up there?

Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?
Can I get on the computer?

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Saturday, January 12, 2008
Anything Else You Want to Know, Emily?

Why is this called my "jaw"?
What is an abject?
What is whiskey?
Why do people cut stuff?
What does gnash mean?
Why doesn't my spoon sink in my potato soup like it does when I have milk in my bowl?
If we have never been somewhere before, how do we know how to get there?

Anyone want to volunteer to teach this kid in a couple of years?

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Monday, January 7, 2008
400 Questions

A few days ago I said that a four-year-old reportedly asks four hundred questions a day.  I began a record of all the questions Emily asked me, but she got sick and wasn't up to her usual curiosity for a few days. So my list below is not a collection of questions asked in one day; instead, it is over, maybe, three days.  You will see that there are only about six questions.  That is because I did not want to type out the remaining three questions one hundred thirty-one times apiece ("Can I get on the computer?","Can I have something to eat?", and "What can I do now?") LOL.

1. What does  "confederate" mean?
2. How come sometimes the clouds are low?
3. Do I have germs on my head?
4. What's a loop, and what's a hoop?
5. How come that ambulance doesn't have its siren on?
6. What does "religion" mean?
and this one which brought a chuckle from her daddy and the answer, "Yes, we sure are,"
7. Are we almost over the hill yet?

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