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Urban Homesteaders and Homeschoolers
Aug. 17, 2006 - Got Fiber? Got Sanity?
"Man, I've been feeling a bit off lately."
"What da ya' mean, exactly?"
"Well, you know, kinda irregular-like."
"Oh, I see yer problem. It ain't none of my
business, but it seems to me that what you need is more roughage in yer
diet. Try a beakful of that there hay. It'll fix ya' up in a hip an' a
hurry. Good as new. Take care of that little plumbin' problem. Leave
you feelin' clean as a whistle."
"Hmmm. Never
tried any of that there stuff before. Always thought it was just for
goats. You sure 'bout this now?"
"Sure. I'm sure. Go on. Try some."
"What if I start growin' horns or an udder or somethin?"
"Nah, you won't. That there's just an ole wives tale."
OK, so back-to-school has affected me so badly that I'm imagining
dialog between my chickens out back. Work with me here. And, don't even
think about sending out those men carrying the jackets with the really
long-sleeves--at least not until next week. Give me a chance to regain
my sanity. Who knows? I may welcome them then. I might even be prepared
to take up lodging in some of their luxuriously padded accomodations.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha.
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