It seems like I've spent most of the last four years without my voice than with it. We are in a "Mom can't talk" phase right now. We miss read-alouds, but thankfully we can find Bible readings online.

Yeah, right.

First, my children can't understand Alexander Scourby. "What'd he say,Mom?"  "Where's that guy from, anyway?"  My daughter asked, "Did he say the word for poot that we're not supposed to say?" with big eyes.  So, while big brother was collapsing in laughter, I looked for another online audio Bible.

The next one we found had static. The guy would be reading and then a small burst of static would play. "Did he blow his nose? He sounds like you when you blow your nose, Mom!"

I think we'll just wait until Dad gets home so he can read the Bible aloud for our lessons today.

Where oh where did I go wrong?