It's been difficult finding maternity fashions that are modest---in coverage, price, and style. Let's just say I'm not a gal that can wear bell-bottom maternity pants.  So last week I pulled out my sewing patterns to make some more clothes. My daughter is interested in all things crafty, so she came to where I was working and offered some comments.

"Mom, are these the patterns for your ETERNITY clothes?"  My son had to leave the room so he wouldn't laugh in his sister's face.

As calmly as possible I answered, "I sure hope not, honey. "