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Jul. 28, 2007
Don't read this. Really you shouldn't.

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Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may
need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".


6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.


8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.





Sincerely,

The Dog




No animals were hurt in the making of this (joke, what do you call these?)

-Thomas

Ps nobody I know really did this (and lived).

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Jul. 29, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Chris


ok that was too funny :D


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Jul. 31, 2007 - Untitled Comment

Posted by rvnurse2b


HAHAHAHA that was very good! Check out the cat bathing as a martial art entry on my blog. Nice template too.


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