Oct. 4, 2008 - E-News is Moving

Hi everyone!  E-News is moving to www.webjam.com/eNews

thank you!!

--E-News Staff

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Sep. 28, 2008 - SuperHeros

Batman: Are we suposed to run the show today?

WonderWoman: Guess so.....

Superman: Soooo.......

Flash: You guys stink at this. Yo! Whats up I'm Flash Thats Batmam or Batty, WonderWoman or Wondy Woman and thats Superman or The Dude.

Batman: -_____-

WonderWoman: *Sarcasum* Ha ha ha you so funny

SuperMan: *laughing* HAHAH!! WHOO That was SO Funny!!!

Batman: ........wow....ummmm that was it more coming soon...good bye

Flash: I HAVE MORE!

WonderWoman: *grone*

Flash: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

SuperMan: What? :D

Flash: GET IN THE CAR!

Batman: *Hits Flash With Baterang*

(LOL really short I know....but we shall do better next time! HUZZA!)

~ The AWSOME AMAZING STAFF OF E-NEWS!

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Aug. 19, 2008 - An E-News Outing: Trip to the Park

Hello and welcome to E-News!!!! *theme song*

Here is a new segment on E-New that we like to call.... E-News Outings!!!

On this certain first outing, Sydni and Abby visited the local park for some fun outside.

First off, they headed for the tennis courts.  Realizing that they stunk and ended up chasing the ball everywhere, they decided to head for the very mature swing sets.  The swings were too high and too heavy for an average 12 year old, so Abby and Sydni went on a walk around the park.  They picked berries of of trees and threw them at each other, than threw them on the ground and squished them. 

Upon meeting some strange kids, they acted their age and stopped and chatted. 

When they came around to the playground, Abby screamed at some punks, it is doubtful that they heard her....... thankfully.

And that is all on the E-News outing!!

Till next time!!

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Jul. 8, 2008 - The Story Behind our Theme song....

Hello and welcome to E-News behind the scenes insight.  Today we shall tell you about our theme song. Here it is...

E-News is the way to go, so turn on your PC and give it a go!!  Word.

And thats it so go away.  -.-

Untill next time, we will discuss the wonders of argyle socks! ^U^   They're GREAT!! 

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Jul. 8, 2008 - New Office Space

A stoke of genius touched both Abby and Sydni when they realized they needed some E-News office space. They decided upon a lovely fort space for their office.  They had to fight for their territory, but unfortunantly they lost to the wasps.  So now, they're stuck in Abby's living room.  Pictures coming soon. 

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Jul. 6, 2008 -

Hey peoples!! 

Thank you for joining us today on E-News.  *Theme song*  Today on E-News we will be drawing a topic out of the  *chime*  TOPIC BUCKET!!  We will draw randomly from the *chime* TOPIC BUCKET and see if what we pull.....  AH HA!!!  I here have pulled from the *chime* TOPIC BUCKET a book written by Me(Abby)  along with Sydni!!  Yaaay!!!  The book is titled, "Snake Handling for Dummies."  We will be giving it away to one lucky contestant!!!  The lines are open!!!  We're looking for caller #7! 

*elevator music*

We have found our winner!!! Congratulations!!!  Please read below.

Winner:  Before you read this book, please read the safety percausion and than sign the waver enclosed.  Than read the warning below.

WARNING:  Take heed and be smart by NOT READING THIS BOOK.  (If you do, pay no attention, than make paper airplanes out of the pages, why wast perfectly good paper?  GO GREEN!!!  WHOOOO!!!!!)

Well that's all the time we have for tonight!  Drive Safely!!

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Jun. 4, 2008 - RANDOMNESS!!! WHOOT!!!

Abby posing strangly.

Ditto exept it's Sydni.

listening to iPod.  :P  Abby's odd, but joyful toes.

Next 2 of Sydni on the trampoline.

Next 2 are Abby on the trampoline.

There you go!!  E-mail us or leave us a comment if you have any questions or comments!!!

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Jun. 4, 2008 -

E-News

We Bring you Stupidity!

All About Me!  Sydni!

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Jun. 4, 2008 - Meet the E-News staff!!!

Here you are, Abby and Sydni.  E-News founders and creators.  =3 

Abby is on the left in the green shirt.  Sydni is on the right in the blue. 

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Jun. 2, 2008 - Day With the Therapist

Hello and thank you for joining us on E-News.  Today we hope you enjoy one of our specialties.          "Day With the Thearpist"    Sydni portrays the part of Moon Beam the patient, while Abby is the therapist. 

Therapist:  Hello, are you here for therapy?

Moon Beam:  ._.  meep.  ._.

Therapist:  Uh, I'll take that as a yes....

Moon Beam:  ._.  meep.

Therapist:  So what do you think has brought you here today? 

Moon Beam:  The Meepits.  ._.

Therapist: okaaaaaayy

Moon Beam:  Meep. Hisssss.  -Sings Yo-ho a Pirates Life for Me-

Therapist:  Sooo, heh heh,  umm, -looks at clipboard-  So Moon Beam is your name?  -stifle laugh-

Moon Beam:  Deeeaaaaaaaaaaath is my looooovvver.  .__.  -vampire smile- 

Therapist:  okaaaay, I'll take that as a yes.... So how does that make you feel? 

Moon Beam:   Hissss.  Meepits.  DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!!  .__.  I see tall people.  Like death.

Therapist:  0.0;;;  Soooooo, how does that make you feel?

Moon Beam:  To die would be the greatest adventure...... Peter Pan is my hero.

Therapist:  Yes, Errrr, Ummmmmmmmmmm... What are your hobbies Moon Beam?  What do you like  to  do?  

Moon Beam:  -Vampire smile-  I take the fairy people gold.  U.u

Therapist:  Ok. I am OFFICIALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE!!!!! -Runs from room screaming-

Moon Beam:  -In Irish accent-  I need a Plasma Blaster Butler.  .__.  meep.

Therapist:  -Runs down 1175254735 flights of stairs screaming- 

Moon Beam:  -Pops up in front of her-  Don't move .  .__.  They will kill you.  Meepits like blood. 

Therapist:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK  I'M GONNA DIE.  AAAAHHHHHHHH.  -pants-  -hypervenihilates-  -freaking out to the extreme- 

Moon Beam:  YOUR DEATH PAINS ME SO I DIE WITH YOU.  -Whispers in ear- Die.  .__. 

Therapist:  WAKE UP!!  I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!  --Screams like a 7th grade girl-

Moon Beam:  This is no dream young one.  -Meepits kill therapist: 

Therapist:  PINCH ME!!  SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!! 

Moon Beam:  Muahahaha!!  -slaps therapist- You're dead freak, get over it. 

Therapist:  HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!  I'M ONLY 13!!  I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!  HELP ME SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon Beam:  You die young so the pains of the earth can't destroy you.  -Dissapears- 

Therapist:  -Wakes up then screams so loud that the windows in the house and the whole nieghborhood shatter, then dies of a heart attack- 

Moon Beam:  So was it a great adventure to die?  .__. 

And there you have it!!  Leave us some comments!!!!  NOW. 

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May. 21, 2008 - Topic today....

Hello and thank you for joining us today on E-News. 

Today's topic is, bunnees.  Bunnees rock, I mean seriously.  Not bunnys, bunnees.  Bunnees are great, especially in the psyco form.  Once Syndi and Abby got too close to a rabid psyco bunnee, and, well, let's say they were lucky live, that's why they started this blog, the reason they lost their marbles. 

Please leave us comments.  Comments make us happy. =]  So do bunnees.  =]  hehe.  *spazes out*  hehe. 

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May. 8, 2008 - A Trip to the Therapist

A documentary that Abby and Sydni made up together.  Sydni wrote as the terapist and Abby wrote as the patient, Star Shine.

Therapist: Now, to start off, why do you think we're here today?

Star Shine-  *grins like a loon*

Therapist- *sigh* OK, I have seen your kind before. -Drops anvil on head-

Star Shine- *grins like a loon*

Therapist- DO you feel any better?

Star Shine- *grins like a loon*

Therapist-  -.-

Star Shine- *grins like a loon*

Therapist- *slaps her, drops more anvils on her head, then runs her off a bridge*

Star Shine- *grins like a loon then becomes a goth*

Therapist- Now your name is... *looks at paper*  Is it really Star Shine?

Star Shine- YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY NAME?!?!

Therapist- *stares at Star Shine*  Er, no miss, I do not.

Star Shine- I DIDN'T THINK SO

Therapist- *Stifles a giggle*

Star Shine- *grins like a loon*

Therapist- OK, do you have any.... uhm... mental problems?

Star Shine- *Becomes goth again* I feel like I am in an eternal doom. *grins like a loon*

Therapist- Do you have issues with things being in a certain order- *realizes what she said*  SAY WHAT?!?!  *scribbles on notepad again then looks up* O.O *goes back to notes*

Star Shine- *Grins like a loon and shrugs* DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM MY MOOD SWINGS???? HUH LADY??

Therapist- *Gulps* No.

Star Shine- PUNK *Grins like a loon and chases imaginary butterflies*

Therapist- Miss, we do not use naughty words such as punk here, what are you doing?

Star Shine- WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING???

Therapist- Running around like a nut- I MEAN running around.

Star Shine- *Pulls a grand piano out of nowhere and starts playing Beetoven and singing Opera*

Therapist- *Nods* I see, where did you learn how to play?

Star Shine- *Creepily* The butterflies taught me. Hehehehehehe.

Therapist- And who are your butterflies? *a little creeped out*

Star Shine- My ancestors. Hehehehehe.

Therapist- 0.0 oh my, and who were they? *really creeped out*

Star Shine- My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents.

Therapist- Did you ever meet them?

Star Shine- *dreamily and creepy* No.

Therapist- *scribbles on notepad* And how does that make you feel?

Star Shine- Strange. *starts singing yo-ho a pirates life for me in the creepy child's voice* Hehehehe.

Therapist- 0.0 *thinking* I think I might need a new job..... and what do you mean by strange?

Star Shine- *Starts smashing a random guitar and starts dancing hard core*

Therapist- *Thinking* YES, I REALLY NEED A NEW JOB!!!  WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY STRANGE?!?!?!

Star Shine- *get's in her face and starts singing yo-ho again*

Therapist- 0.0 *shudders*

Star Shine- *keeps singing yo-ho and starts dancing exellent ballet*

Therapist- I see... -scribbles madly on notepad-: REALLY CREEPY,NEEDS TO GO TO PSYCO WARD ROOM #1938526353!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Shine- *starts hard core dancing again while singing a song about butterflies*

Therapist- OK.... where is your Mother or Father? Do you have any family?

Star Shine- The butterflies, see, there are my parents.  *points to nothing*

Therapist- Errrrr.... I don't see anything..... *scribbles on notepad*

Star Shine- *grins like a loon, then starts flapping around*

Therapist-  I think I have learned all I need to know about you, you may go Star Shine.....

Star Shine- NO!!!! The butterflies welcome me here.

Therapist- BUT I REALLY NEED YOU TO LEAVE- WHAT?!?!?!?

Star Shine- Hehehehehe.

Therapist- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?! O.O I need a new job!!!!!!!!!

Star Shine- The butterflies, they welcome me home. *Poofs into thin air*

Therapist- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *jumps out window* (was on 34473788th floor)

Star Shine- *chair still swiveling in it's spot*

Therapist- *falling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*splat*    I. HAVE. GONE. NUTS. 

Star Shine- *floats gracefully to ground then poofs into a butterfly and flys away*

Therapist- *dies*

THE END

Tell us what you think!!

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May. 5, 2008 - *gumbleing about what dumb sister said*

*grumble mummble* =__= I don't have short term... OH MY GOSH! A BUTTERFLY!! *chases butterfly* =P

NOTE TO ALL READERS! I WILL GRUMBLE FOR ABOUT A WEEK!...or mabie 2 days...whatever anyway...I WILL GRUMBLE BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING! *grumble*

Note form Abby: sorry about the grumbleing =O

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May. 5, 2008 - Theam Song!

*grumlbes* Hello and wlcome to E-News I bet you are wondering how our theam song goes well here it is right now!:

E-New is the way to go so turn on you TV and give it a go! WORD!

Tell us if you like it!

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May. 5, 2008 - I do n't Have short term memory loss! >O<

I DO NOT HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS I DON'T AND I NEVER-   ..........where am I? o.o

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May. 3, 2008 -

Hello, and welcome to, E-News!!!  *Theme song*  We would first of all like to start off with a comment left bye Haley.  She loves us and thinks we rock, she also said she was Sydni's sister but Sydni wouldn't remember because she has short term memory loss.  This is true. 

We would love more comments, or even better, FANMAIL!!!!!  So, if you love E-News, drop us a line.  If you don't, we'll find out where you live, and hurt you!! 

Thank you, good night, and drive safe.

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Apr. 30, 2008 - Radom Stuff o.O Really Random...

O.O o.o o.O O.o TT_TT T_T T.T TT.TT ^D^ ^-^ ^_^ >D XD xD =) :)=D:D=D:=3:3 ;D

WHOOT!!

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Apr. 30, 2008 - The Brand New... CHEESE CLUB!!!

Good day all fellow E-News fans!

Today, we hae come up with a news club, The E-News Cheese Club!!

Sydni is String Cheese, she calls herself String Stringy Cheese.  And Abby is Cheddar Cheese, she calls herself Cheddar Cheddary Cheese.

Our friends Mariella, Haley, and Lily are Cut De Cheese (C.D. Cheese), Cream Cheese, and Blue Cheese!

We are sorry but only people we know can join the club.  =( sorry.  If you know us, just email us and give us your cheese name, American, Cottage, Stinky, etc.

Thank you!

E-News

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Apr. 30, 2008 -

Hello readers!

Sorry for the long break in newsletters.  We are currently thinking up some ideas to write about.  So send in any ideas to enewsfanmail@gmail.com 

Thank you,

E-News Staff

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