• Jan. 22, 2008
Funny Signs
Eat Here and Get Gas -at restaurant-petrol stations throughout the USA We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques- Outside a country shop No Children Allowed- in maternity ward, Florida Warning: Contains Nuts- On a peanut package Do Not Iron Clothes On Body- On package for iron Wonderful Bargains for Men with 16 and 17 necks- in a clothing store Take Notice: When this sign is under water, the road is impassable -on a US Hwy Elephants please stay in your car- a safari park notice Toilets out of order. Please use floor below- an office Drive Carefully. We have 2 cemetaries and no hospital.- a road sign in Branxton, USA Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. -at a zoo Welcome to our ool. (notice ther is no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way. -sign at a swimming pool Our Public bar is presently not open because it is closed-Manager- sign outside of bar Please leave your values at front desk - sign in elevatator of hotel, Paris Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you -at Knoxville Zoo Do not activate with wet hands- on an automatic hand dryer Caution Cape does not enable user to fly- warning on a child's Batman costume Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication- packaging for Children's cough syrup Not to be used as protection from a tornado- on a blanket from Tiawan
Comments
• Jan. 22, 2008
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Posted by OneRoomHomeSchoolMom
LOL!
• Jan. 23, 2008
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Posted by kristenph
LOL! These are great.
