2. Goremet: [ Gore may] n. : a person who enjoys and is a good judge of the saltiness of  slightly bloody boogers.

Used in a sentence: The goremet savored the intense flavor and licked her lips in satisfaction.

3. Howlitosis: [How el it oh sis] n: The constant whining rants of over-tired chidren.

Used in a sentence: The howlitosis had Mom reaching for the Asperin.

4. Intermession: [in' ter mee shun] n. : 1. An interuption of anything a parent may be doing that takes away from "me".  2. A plan devised by a child to regain attention and focus on "me".

Used in a sentence:  During intermession they listened to three rambling stories, the details of dreams from the previous night, and several renditions of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

5. Pooppaintitis: [Poop-paint-it'is] n.: 1.Weariness resulting from the massive effort to clean a crib painted in baby poo. 2. A compulsive addiction in infants to use one's feces as paint.

Used in a sentense: 1. Dizzy from pooppaintitis, the Mom zoned out in a long bubble bath.

2.Alone in her crib with a permeating smell and a lump in her diaper, she felt the inspiration of pooppaintitis.

I can't stop at five . . .I'm sure every Mom knows this one . . .

6. Spitsmudgies: [Spit-smud-jees] n. : a spit drenched thumb used to clean a dirty face.

 Used in a sentence: With a gentle swipe,the spitsmugies removed the remains of lingering kool aid from the child's face.

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