*big yawn and stretch* mmmmm good morning, fellow bloggers! I just felt like coming on here and saying hello.

  Today is a windy day, kinda cloudy, so going outside won't be much fun, unfortunately. My sister, Anna, is bringing over a friend that I really don't like- Erica, the biggest spoiled brat ever. Seriously, it's true. She was adopted from China and now her parents give her everything her little heart desires, including shopping sprees, a Wii, anything she wants for dinner, new dolls, a new computer... and both her parents are out of work. The little bugger.

  On a normal day I would walk up to Em's house, but IDK if that'll work today. *Sigh*

  Oh oh, something I wanted to share with you, it made me laugh!

   What Is Butt Dust???
 
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'?  Read
On and you'll discover the joy in it!  These have to be original and
Genuine. No adult is this creative!!
 
 
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom
Breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have
You got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
 
 
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she
was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six.'

 
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good
Night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you
Outside my bedroom window.'
 
 
BRITTANY  (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted
a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to
open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it
know it's me?'
 

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got
The hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said,
'It makes my teeth cough.'
 
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale
And asked: 'How much do I cost?'
 
 
CLINTON  (age 5) was in his bedroom looking
worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't
know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit
in it?'
 
 
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple
That were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them,
He asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
 
 
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they
Met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
While and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
 
 
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read: 'The man named   Lot  was warned to take his wife and flee out
Of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned,
James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
 
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget
 
This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear
Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous
look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would
have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening
leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old
girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Lol hope you enjoyed that. I did. Haha. Man, I've got nothing else to say... It'll come to me later:)

~Lyssa~