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May. 28, 2007
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Cherry-Watermelon-Tang-Lemon-Limade, Anyone?
| I'm incredibly thirsty. I did not just exercise, or sit in a sauna, or eat an extremely salty dish of food. I'm just craving some form of liquid to quench impending dehydration. Wait! What are you insinuating?! That I am incapable of satisfying my own thirst?! That my own foolishness is the cause of this parched throat?! That I might as well go and drink a carton of dishwashing liquid?! Well, sir! I will!.........so there!!! |
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May. 25, 2007
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Unfortunate Squirrels
| My dog is an amusing sight. He enjoys the relentless pursuit of those furred rodent cousins that reside in tall, spreading pines. Unfortunately, they also become euphoric at the sight of him--because they love sitting high above his snapping mandibles, teasing him with twitching tails and squeaking mouths. He can leap and bark for hours on the clock, no matter how futile the chance of actually catching the squirrel. Poor, empty-headed puppy. Tragic, the way he frantically races along the fence after the bushy-tailed creatures, completely oblivious to anything else, like the tool shed in front of him. Poor, injured, empty-headed puppy. Tsk-tsk--those squirrels always get his goat. Poor, injured, chewed-on, empty-headed puppy. He'll never learn that he just can't catch a squirrel in his condition. |
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May. 17, 2007
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Don't Even Start!!
| My deepest apologies. My wonderful computer has been blocking my valiant attempts to post entries. I have to leavethere's a thunder storm coming. Forgive me! |
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Feb. 18, 2007
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Oooo! Ahhh!
| Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! You, too! Yes, youand your friend there. Come and see the amazing lost blogger! Yes, friends, for onlyahemten dollars, you can read her latest entry, written an entire month after her last one!! What are you waiting for? Step right up! |
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Jan. 5, 2007
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Lost at Sea...
| To anyone who discovers this message...to any friend who has been crying out as to why I haven't written since December tenth...let me tell you. Our internet got shut down during this big stoem and the company took two weeks to get it working again!! That's all I have to say. |
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Nov. 24, 2006
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Happy Thanksgiving (a day late)!
| Oooohhhh, I'm so glad I don't have to eat this much every day!! I'm STILL full. I actually fell asleep at 6:03 pm yesterdaywith our friends big-screen tv turned up to about 500 decibles during the Broncos vs. Cheifs game! But, I had a great time anyway. Happy Thanksgiving!! |
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Oct. 23, 2006
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Ooodles of Noodles!!
| Lasagna!! Spagetti! Pizza! (Wait a minute...) Okay, so pizza isn't a noodle. Please pay no attention to the former and latter comments. I have no idea why I wrote them. My sister is currently hitting me with a magazine, so maybe some brain cells are on leave in the bahamas. Sooooooo...maybe I'll go take a nap. But don't leave!! I know you! The second you finish reading this, you'll frolic off to do some random act of weirdness! But, if you stay here...well. There's no TELLING what might happen! A fly could land on your face, or your annoying neighbor could stop by for a wonderfully long visit! So, just keep on waiting... |
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Sep. 20, 2006
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JUST PEACHY!!!!!!!
| Oh, how can I stand this torture?! My blog title was brown, so I re-loaded the template...and now, my precious pets are gone!! Oh, the irony! Oh, the despair! Just leave me to DIE!! ( No, I won't actually die on account of virtual pets. I'm not THAT sentimental.) Well. At least I still have my real pets! 'And.....who are they exactly?' you ask? Aspen is my <3 "cute nittle fanoobst" <3 (I have, LITTERALLY, 523 nicknames for him just like that.) - he's my golden retriever. Then, there's Blackie, aka Blik, aka Little Charred Sausage, aka It. He is the cutest fat cat in the universe!! Shadow doesn't have many nicknames, just Badow and Kitten. She's our resident Queen of Cats. Of course, we can't forget Mop! He's also Moppy, Mopso, Moppalina, Moppalina-Loodle, and Elvis. He da baddest guinea pig evah! Seriously, that's his attitude. He has long white hair that he flips out of his eyes! CUTE!!!!!!! I love my pets enormously!! |
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Sep. 7, 2006
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Medival Attributions
| Greetings and a blessing upon thy fair head, friend! Cans't thou grasp the infinate and undisputed inner meaning of me vocalizations put out upon this honest air? Fie on thy accquintance in the event of their whispers of treason and defiance projected at my innocence! Reason and motives are lacking within thy horrible and distrustful tastes in company if thou hast comrades of that villainous sort! A pox! Departure is but one ripping section contained in me narrative! Fare well in this fruitless earth! |
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Sep. 4, 2006
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OOPS!!
| I forgot to tell everyone-I had my birthday on August 20th! But of course, they changed that accursed driving-age law, so I must curb (ha, ha, no pun intended!) my urge to get behind the wheel until next year. Yes, I heard you-breathing a sigh of fevered relief! I'm crushed, I tell you! My heart has been wrought from my chest and cast into an abyss of endless dispair. Please, cease your mistrustful oral projections! I pledge to be the most courtious and cautious driver, on the road and off! (I heard you laugh! Go on, say that you don't believe me! I shall prove you wrong!) Farewell, constructively critizizing human beings! |
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Sep. 3, 2006
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Amnesia Attack!!
| I cannot beleive myself. How hypocritical! I promised myself that I'd write every other day-yet, here I am, practically rupturing my voicebox by way of harsh reprimands to myself. Please, save your stern words! Can't you see that I already feel horrible?! This is no excuse, but I have been ploughing-er, crawling-through a book entitled "War and Peace". It is, by far, one of the longest, yet most interesting, books of my acquaintance. It is my first priority every day to read one hundred pages of this volume (which, I might add, is 696 pages abridged). Alas, this is before any other form of informative entertainment-including blogging. And so-I beg your forgiveness, good people! Do not condemn me as I depart once more for the land of 18th-century literature! |
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About Me
In an unfortunate and completely unintended popcorn accident, the owner of this blog has become psycologically infirm. Although she may seem unobtrusive, she can rant for paragraphs on end and to an intense degree. Do NOT, under any desperate and unavoidable circumstances, read her entries, or you, dear friend, will become an insane human being not unlike her. |
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