A friend just happened to mention to me today, “Oh, by the way, you’ve been nominated at The Homeschool Blog Awards.”

“I WHAT?!?”

“Yeah, you’ve been nominated for funniest homeschool blog.”

I didn’t even know what a Homeschool Blog Award was and I don’t even have a clue who nominated me.  Somewhere out there lurks my very own Secret Admirer.   Can you feel the love I’m sending your way?

So, my tiara is on order and I’m not going to let the little fact that I’ve only received 1% of the votes stand in my way.  Cuz out of 476 votes that’s 4.7 people who think I’m kinda funny and that makes me feel all warm and gooey inside.   

I thought I should prepare some campaign promises since I’m going to be wearing that tiara for the next forever and I can’t just stand there and look pretty, I need to have something important to say too.  So here’s what I came up with…..

I promise:

Close parking spaces for moms at every mall across the nation

Free chocolate bars provided at 28 day intervals

World Peace

Oh, and maybe I’ll lower taxes too.  I’ll have to see how tired I am after all that other stuff.

So in a pathetic ode to a raunchy Rod Stewart song….

If you think I’m funny….and you really want me…come on baby let me know!

Vote Here!