SAM:  Mom, I figured out why God created magnets.

MOM:  (delighted that he's thinking of our science studies outside of "school")  Oh really, why is that?

SAM:  I figure He knew we'd invent paper.

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JOSH:  Sam, are you any good at dodgeball?  (They often play it during AWANA.)

SAM:  I'm good at the rolling the ball part, but not the dodging part.