Chicken Soup for the Mortal Soul
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Oct. 15, 2007
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Blog Under Construction
When I first started my blog, everything I wrote about was imaginary. It was sort of pathetic. But now, I'm going to change my entire style! First, I'm not going to mention slugs (or imaginary Law Firms) anymore! Second, though I'll still be goofy, I'm going to make room for serious some stuff too. My plan is to hopefully make this more of a serious, reality-based blog. I'm going to take some time to be silly, and some times to write serious. Here's post number one all over again!
Well, tonight I had my taste of "pork rinds". My Dad bought a bag of them, and I decided to brave them. I told my Mom, "Now Mom, these can't be real pork skins, they're probably just synthetic!" Then I looked at who made them. "Frito Lay made them! Yep, it's synthetic!" Then I actually took time to read the ingredients. "Fried pork skins and salt." I then looked in shock at the piece of pork skin in my hand.
I smelled it. "Yep, definitely smells like pig."
So, I took a bite...
It was the worst experience in my life!
So, if you take one thing out of this post...let it be this: Pork rinds are bad!
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About Me
"Yes, life is tough, and suffering builds character. Nothing worth having ever comes easy. Virtue is its own reward. And when I was your age..."
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