Chicken Soup for the Mortal Soul
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Dec. 1, 2007
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Apple Products
Sorry I haven't posted in so long! I've been rather busy...
Well, for my 21st post, I've decided to do something funny (I know, what a shock...). A very popular fad right now is the Apple iPod. They're supposed to be really cool. Everyone has one (except for me...). Well, since Apple has been so successful with selling the iPods, they should expand, and sell different things. Here are some samples of some of the things I think that Apple should sell...
Produce #1: The Apple iBall
Buy this newest Apple product for your babies and toddlers! Just plug the
Apple iBall into your computer, add you and your baby's favorite songs in,
push the play button, and you and baby are all ready to go! Very durable,
the Apple iBall can withstand being thrown, stepped on, and slobbered
upon. This is an ideal product for you and baby!
Approximate retail price: $200
Product #2: The Apple iRings
The Apple iRings are for you ladies who love to listen to music, but hate
having those cords dangling down from your ears. All you do is plug the
Apple iRings into your computer, add whatever song you want to, and,
when desired, push the play button! Ideal for walks, during school, or even
while chilling out in your room. This is ideal for those with short attention
spans.
Approximate price: $175
Product #3: The Apple FLi-Pod
The Apple FLi-Pod is a wonderful creation used for a normal, household
chore. The Apple FLi-Pod plays your favorite tune whenever you swat a
fly. You'll be begging to be the one around the house swatting flies. This
wonderful invention is ideal for those who love to listen to music while
working.
Approximate price: $150
Product #4: The Apple iBrush
The Apple iBrush is a rechargeable toothbrush that plays your
favorite tune for you while you brush your teeth. Though ordinary
musical toothbrushes allow you to listen to one tune, with the
Apple iBrush, you can listen to whatever you want to. Ideal for
those who like music while brushing their teeth.
Approximate price: $100
Product #5: The Apple iToaster
With the Apple iToaster, you can listen to music while you wait for your
toast to pop. You can fill that long wait while you wait for the toast to pop
by listening to music. This product makes the wait while popping toast
so much more joyous. Ideal for those who don't know how to patiently
wait.
Approximate price: $400
Well, there you have it. Maybe I should start my own company...
~Nick |
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