Posted in Random Thoughts

Things I have seen and heard today:

-- a Super Man without a head (does it make him Super Body?)

--a 2 year old with zipper indents in her face from falling asleep on her coat in the car

--a nutcracker stamp mysteriously appear on the front of my lesson plan binder

--a sad 5 year old who can't clean her room because she's "broken"

--a 6 year old throw an embarrassing (even for me) fit at CiCi's Pizza over not getting to go pretend to play video games because his mean parents won't give him any real money

--a 4 year old screaming at church while everyone stared.  Oh wait, that was my 4 year old, wasn't it?

--a husband who "has to work" making comments about every play during a football game

--about 30 overdue books accumulating fines on my library card.  Oops!

--a chintzy Advent calendar that if I had actually opened last year, I would've returned.  Too late now.  Looked nice in the picture.

--lots and lots and lots of laundry.  Really.  You could break a leg on my basement steps.

--a lovely mother who just has an overwhelming pile of things to do and so she does nothing....  It's just sad.  And now that I have it all out, I am off to do some housework.  Really.  I am.