Act one:

Mom sets Lorna on pot and says, you do sit there until you 'do it'. She did it. She was quite pleased with herself.


Act two:

Lorna, wearing underwear instead of diaper, realizes the need to go and races for the pot. She sits. She goes. She pulls the recepticle out and takes it to dump it out. She is upset. Her unders are wet.


Moral of the story? Don't forget to teach your blond- er, kids to pull down their unders before pot usage.

Act 3:

Wiser Lorna removes said unders, races for a diaper, throws the entire bag on the couch, grabs one and practically shoves it in her mom's face.

Mom eyes her with the look that says, "Dream on kid"

Kid panics. Kid flips. Kid sits on pot and fills it again.

Kid gets it.