Overheard moments ago at the Havig Haven.

Mom to Andra:  "If you had asked me if you could chase your brother with Lorna's unders, would I have said yes?"

Andra:  "No."

I kept a straight face.  I'm serious.  I didn't crack even the tiniest hint of a smile.  It was an Oscar nomination worthy performance.  (until I got out of the room anyway)