Parodies are Kevin's forte. He's well known for his famous Christmas songs "Oh Christmas Lights" and "Merry Christmas Trees are Here". He is also known for his politically and domestically incorrect version of "I don't know why I love you but I do" For those unfamiliar with this song, here are the original words.
Clarence 'Frogman' Henry - (I Don't Know Why I Love You) But I Do Lyrics
I don't know why I love you but I do
I don't know why I cry so but I do
I only know I'm lonely and that I want you only
I don't know why I love you but I do
I can't sleep nights because I feel so restless
I don't know what to do, I feel so helpless
And since you've been away, I cry both night and day
I don't know why I love you but I do
My days have been so lonely
My nights have been so blue
I don't know how I manage, but I do
Each night I sit alone and tell myself
That I will fall in love with someone else
I guess I'm wastin' time but I've got to clear my mind
I don't know why I love you but I do
So Kevin sits around and creates his own versions of this song which would send Hilary and Gloria into fits of indignant outrage.
I don't know why I slug you but I do
I don't know why I beat you black and blue
I only know I beat you, most everytime I meet you
I don't know why I slug you but I do
I can't sleep nights because I got arrested
I hit you once too much and you protested
And so I'm sittin' in jail, cause you won't come pay my bail
I don't know why I slug you but I do
Your days are now so lonely
That your face is black and blue
I don't know how you stand it but you do!
Each night I sit alone and tell myself
That I will start slugging someone else
I guess I'm wastin' time but I've got to clear my mind
I don't know why I slug you but I do
Can you imagine a sweet guy like this...
Singing a crazy song like that... to adorable kids like ours?
Disclaimer: No children or spouses were harmed in the creation of this song or this blog.
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Jul. 17, 2007 - SNORT