All About Me - May, 31, 2008

May. 31, 2008 - May, 31, 2008

Hi, well I'm finally going to write some of my story, I hope you like it!

CAPTAIN GIGGLES and his wonderous adventures

Fog covered the veiw for Captain Giggles and things weren't turning out quite right. Captain Giggles muttered under his breath, "How am I 'spose to know where south is, if this compass is broken!" Captain Giggles threw the object at the floor. Just then Marie Tumbler walked over towards him, and handed over her compass. " Try mine, she offered." Captain Giggles nodded and grabbed the compass from her outstretched hands. " It's pointing to the floor!" he exclaimed with excitement. "Hawknose, dive the ship, easy does it". "Marie, turn the steem lever, to 20 degrees, SLOWLY". This was going to be a perfect landing. The 'Garbage Pillager' hadn't had a perfect landing in a long time, actualy, it never had a proper landing at all. but his time it did. There were a few scraped roofs and the near death of a donkey, but it landed.

Capatin Giggles strode into the resterant and ordered himself a glass of milk, "And milk for the rest of my men. " he said. " Ehem!" Capatin giggles turned and stared at Marie puzzeld, "Oh, and women." he finished. Thank you, its about time you got that right". Suddeny Old Stinky lazied up to the counter eyeballing Captain Giggles, " Thought my eyes were going bad, but their not! Giggles me man." "Stinky? well, whats new pal?" Stinky paused, then sighed heavily. "Not much, not much, but trouble is what! that ol' fart Count Glenmings took evrything we had, now he gone and took or main supply and 'taminated it!" " Our water tunnles? doesn't he know that its our only trasportation and trading co.? I bet that he's never even heard of Dukue, the man who once ruled this junked up city!" Suddenly evryone within earshot bowed their heads in respect, " Yeah, those were the days, Dukue was a good King, cared about us too! even the prisoners held him in high esteem." Suddenly, the door opened, chilling the spines of even the brave. A fat man walked in holding an outragously long scroll. You could tell that he was spoiled and raised in a rush just by the way he held himself, fat and haughty. most civilains were skinny enough to play a tune on their ribs, it was trie that they had to scrunge for their food. Then the fat man began to anounce, " Presenting Count Glenmings, the Great the Loving, the Jewel of the holy, the Kind.." "Get on withit' fatty!" called out a near by man. "allright," he scrolled down a few feet, "The Lord of or city, wishes to ..." " If you could call it a city!" screamed another. The fat man sucked in his breath at this, Captain Giggles leaned forward in his chair, " Let him in if he wants in, don't waste your breath annoucing it!" he said, then lit his pipe and sat back.

"Ofcourse, your Magisty! " he said. as he opened the door for him. A tall very well dressed and sharp eyed man stepped in. He held himself straight, even his goaty was waxed till it pointed, his eyes were grey and had a far away cloudy look, the only part of him that wasn't perfect, was his nose. It was horibly bent to the left and it sagged at the tip. "Thank you good man, I thought I would never make it." he said as he walked over to Giggles table. " You must be new? " " Captain Giggles, have a sit." He pointed to the seat where Marie was sitting, " Move." he odered softly, but firmly. Marie stood up, bumping the kings shoulder as she did. The king sat down, "May I?" he asked, as he pulled out his own pipe. Captain Giggles snapped at Marie, she suddenly jmped and lit his pipe. " So I see you've made friends with Mr. Stinky?" he asked, " Actually, we're old friends from way back."

TO BE CONTINED...

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