1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called
Therapy.
Comments
Sep. 21, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by xoxo
haha... thats really funny :) I love the intercom one... lol
stop by my blog sometime!
-Clancy*
Sep. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by AnAmericanGirl
Hey,
Come check out the entry I wrote yesterday.
(How Well Do You Know Me?)
See if you can get all the questions right.
Later,
Hannah
Sep. 29, 2006 - Important
Posted by SnowWolf
I have a new post on my blog that I think you should see. It is somewhat depressing, but its very important and I think everybody here should read it.
Oct. 5, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by laurenkjoyce
That is so cool!!!! LOL
until later
cya, lauren
Oct. 5, 2006 - hate to say this... BUT
Posted by colleenie
you know theres this magic thing called CTRL C for copying stuff cuz like the right click wont let me but you didnt block out CTRL C.... just so you know =)
love you.,
Purtle
Oct. 9, 2006 - LOVELOVELOVE
Posted by Stuffies
the rainbow background, great job!
Rhiley
Oct. 21, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by KittyKorner
Just stopped by to say hey.
That's all for now.
Your friend Candace
Oct. 24, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Kameron
You must post something! If you will, i will!
Oct. 25, 2006 - Kaitlyn!
Posted by Kelly
Hello!
I haven't been keeping up to date with you!
I MISS YOU!!
Love you!
~Kelly
Oct. 26, 2006 - Untitled Comment
Posted by AnAmericanGirl
Hey,
I put a slide show on my blog.
PLEASE come check it out.
Later,
Hannah
Nov. 23, 2006 - He he he
Posted by SnowWolf
I sometimes do that kind of stuff anyways.
But that was a great list, I'll have to memorize a few of those for future use.
Jan. 15, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Posted by Gabriel
Thats cool. I'll have to try the 1st one some time if I can get the hair dryer to work in the car.
Later
Feb. 19, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Posted by quietcajun
I have a 14 year old daughter who is also named Kaitlyn. Her blog addy is: http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/purpleprincess
Mar. 21, 2007 - HELLO!!!!!
Posted by AnAmericanGirl
Hey,
It's been like 4EVER. Where are you?
Talk to ya later.
Luv,
Hannah
Jul. 25, 2007 - Untitled Comment
Posted by AnAmericanGirl
Hey,
You have been tagged. Come to my blog to see what it is.
Later,
Hannah